Just like she does every Christmas, Stephanie Seymour is in St. Barts today wearing a bikini, and hopefully the kid she’s fussing over will turn out better than the other two, who are the worst fucking people on earth. Peter and Nancy Lanza did a better job raising kids.
the annual Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures have begun
By brendon December 21, 2012 @ 5:10 PM
Stephanie Seymour may have killed a secret agent
By brendon December 30, 2011 @ 1:54 PM
I’m not positive if that headline is true or not but it’s the day before New Years Eve and nothing is going on and no one is at work and these are just more bikini pictures of Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts and I wanted it to seem more exiting. So I added that part about a double cross and her being an assassin. Who knows, it could be true. In hindsight I hope it’s not true though because she would probably come after me next.
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its the annual Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures
By brendon December 20, 2011 @ 6:08 PM
December is an underrated time of year for bikini pictures because that’s when a lot of rich people go on hedonistic vacations. Like Stephanie Seymour, who is in St. Barts (as she was last year). Seeing models in bikinis is becoming one of the better Christmas traditions. Unless you’re real religious, in which case it probably ranks pretty low.
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Stephanie Seymour is busty
By brendon March 18, 2011 @ 10:40 AM
Stephanie Seymour is still on Saint-Barth and still in a bikini, and obviously she’s heavier than she used to be, but hey, “titties are titties” as President Obama likes to say.
Yesterday she was on Saline Beach with her husband Peter Brant and their family, but these pictures are mostly her with her little girl. So they’re a dream come true if you have one of two very specific sexual interests. Weirdo.
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Stephanie Seymour is disappointing
By brendon March 17, 2011 @ 12:58 PM
Stephanie Seymour is back on Saint Barthelemy (does this chick have a home), and it’s really disappointing to see one of the worlds top supermodels turn into someone that couldn’t even headline a MILF porn. If we had sex I wouldn’t know if she collapsed because I was so good or because she was dizzy from hunger.
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Stephanie Seymour and her son = not weird bc hes gay
By brendon January 11, 2011 @ 4:47 PM
Stephanie Seymour got a lot of attention last month when she was frolicking on the beach with her 17-year-old son, Peter Brant II, as if they were secret lovers, but he says there was nothing weird about any of it.
“My mother and I are very close as she is with all her children. She often hugs and kisses me and my siblings in a manner that is intimate. Any mother in the world does the same. That day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there.”
“We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes, our relationship may be different because of my sexuality).”
Does he seriously think, “Any mother in the world does the same.” I would punch my mom in the face if she tried to kiss me like that. That’s not how parents interact with their kids. At least not in my family. I tried to hug my dad at Christmas and he told me to, “back off, fag.” I don’t know if that’s normal but it seems more normal than this.
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