Steve Carell is handsome

Olivia Wilde couldn't stop smiling yesterday in Vegas while filming ‘Burt Wonderstone' with Steve Carell, and who could blame her. He's fucking gorgeous. Her panties must be drenched. (note: james gandolfini has gotten even fatter, no one told steve buscemi where the... read more

Friday headlines, with Lindsay Lohan and green ooze

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - had it's first day of filming today in India, and already there are mysterious pictures from the set showing a green ooze. And the internet is all, "Is that the Lazarus Pit? Is Ra's al Ghul in this? That's so stupid, that doesn't fit the canon,... read more

monday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - wants his ex girlfriend to produce some evidence to back up her claims, especially the one saying she has dental records proving he knocked out two of her teeth. And I want my ex girlfriend to produce some evidence that she got stationed in Germany. She's... read more


Steve Carell returned to the Daily Show yesterday, but if you're like me you didn’t see it because you were at the park shooting the basketball into the hoop and then some minorities showed up and they had threatening hairstyles and so you hid in the trash can for three... read more