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Twas the Losses That Felled Sarkisian

A whole bunch of USC important people stood up and plainly pretended to be shocked by Coach Steve Sarkisian's alcohol problem as they canned him. This despite the fact that his five years most previous at the University of Washington were marked by Sarkisian's legendary drinking and bar tabs on the public tit expense account. He was likely obviously liquored up when helping Pete Carroll win titles at USC his first...read more

USC's Coach Is Vaguely Racist

USC scrub Anthony Brown just quit the team because coach Steve Sarkisian is a racist. Brown made his announcement on Instagram, where Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would be posting today if he were alive. "Sark treated me like a slave in his Office...Can't play for a racist MAN!!!!! #Fighton." When reached for comment on his allegations Brown said the following: "I called a meeting up with this disrespectful guy!!! He...read more