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In Russia, You Punch Steven Seagal

The effeminate running fat karate actor Steven Seagal is making news this week and not because his heart exploded from running to the toilet after a five tin binge on Beefaroni. No, Steven has become latest American shill actor to be used in Russian propaganda against the United States. The state-run newspaper Smorgasbord or something like that ran with a few quotes from Seagal about Putin being one of the great...read more

working for steven seagal is exciting, sexy

Steven Seagal is being sued by Kayden Nguyen, a 23-year-old model who claims Seagal hired her as a personal assistant through an ad on craigslist, but her only real job was to, "serve his strange and sometimes violent sexual desires". Nobody likes a tattle-tale, Kayden. MSNBC says... (After being hired) she discovered that Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian "attendants" who were essentially on-call for...read more