Suge Knight Tried to Off Eminem (VIDEO)

August 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to a former Eminem bodyguard now trying to get a movie deal, Suge Knight ordered a hit on Eminem at the 2001 Source Awards. Outside of completely unreliable ex-bodyguard first hand accounts, the best supporting evidence being that tons of rappers tried to kill other rappers at the Source Awards in the early 2000’s.

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Suge Knight Sues Chris Brown

June 28, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suge Knight is a real pin cushion of bullet holes. He is suing Chris Brown and Zika ridden 1Oak from behind bars because they didn’t have adequate security during a Chris Brown party where Knight was shot up for the third time that week. Security Guard rule #1, don’t let Suge Knight in the building. Failing that, someone’s getting shot.

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Suge Knight Counts on Mayweather (VIDEO)

May 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Suge Knight remains behind bars awaiting his murder trial for plowing his truck into two dudes who looked at him squirrelly. His attorney claims that Knight’s good buddy Floyd Mayweather is coming to post Knight’s $10 million bail after Saturday’s fight, First thing’s first on the to-do list. Beat Pacquiao. Bail out Suge. Kight’s lawyer […]

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Down Goes Frazier

March 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Suge Knight finally stopped complaining about feeling feint in his court appearances today and actually went and feinted. A full collapse to the ground right after the judge accepted the prosecutor’s recommendation to set bail at $25 million in Knight’s ongoing running people over to death with a truck legal imbroglio. Seeing a large grown […]

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Suge Knight Yearns to Be Free

March 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suge Knight’s lawyer says he is not a flight risk and should be allowed to chill at home and make Nestle Toll House cookies during the period leading up to his murder trial. Knight would be willing to wear an electronic monitoring bracelet and also have his leg amputated or hold his case worker hostage. He […]

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Suge Knight Living On A Prayer

March 11, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suge Knight is claiming self-defense in his murder trial where he purposefully slammed his truck at speed into a mortal human being. Footage of the event shows a guy apparently attacking Knight through the window so Knight high tails it in reverse and knocks the guy to the ground. At this fork in the road, […]

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Suge Knight Ailing

March 4, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suge Knight told a judge he is going blind in prison because he doesn’t have access to proper medical care. He was taken to a hospital where he pocketed six scalpels and an elderly Jewish attorney from dialysis. Knight was previously hospitalized after having a panic attack, which is weird because the only treatment for a […]

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Suge Knight Might’ve Just Killed Somebody

January 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As somebody who almost took a journalism class once, I have to consider running with a story that Suge Knight just killed a dude in Compton. It certainly rings true, but is it really news? Suge Knight murders Hmong family of seven? Maybe. If he used his pinky fingers to finish off the babies. Angrily leaving the […]

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Suge Knight Takes A Tumble

November 4, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suge Knight passed out and fell down twice while in jail causing injury to himself because his head is giant and weighted down with thoughts of revenge. Knight is either unable to come up with $75,000 dollars in bail for his recent paparazzi camera stealing arrest or just wants you to think that so he […]

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Suge Knight And Katt Williams Partners In Crime

October 31, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suge Knight and Katt Williams stole a female paparazzi’s camera in Beverly Hills because they are working on their Guinness Record rap sheet stats. It seems like taking a camera when it’s pointed in your face by a chick in recovery should have a legal exemption. Not the case, it’s still stealing. Knight was arrested […]

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