Bradley Cooper’s Girlfriend Secured Aboard the Lesbian Flagship

By Lex August 14, 2014 @ 9:23 AM

Suki Waterhouse In A Pink Bikini On A Yacht For Cara Delevingne's Birthday In Ibiza
Cara Delevingne invited Bradley Cooper’s middle school aged girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, to spend a couple days on her yacht off the coast of Spain. You might recall this sea-faring vessel as the place where Selena Gomez was indoctrinated to the magic of another woman lapping at her vagina like a hungry kitty to a saucer of milk. There’s nothing wrong with girl on girl sex so long as it doesn’t involve Rosie O’Donnell. Aboard a yacht between two young British girls with pronounced unibrows, it’s really something special. Bradley Cooper’s dick will move on, adapt, conquer more teenage pussy. But the rest of us might consider petitioning Obama to drone this floating Isle of Lesbos before it gets to our girls. I don’t care how much of a porn star you think you are, you can’t compete with vanilla scented candles, the L Word soundtrack, and a skinny girl who can find a clit in the dark.

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Suki Waterhouse Flashes Her Panties

By Lex August 07, 2014 @ 11:07 AM

Suki Waterhouse Flashes Her Panties Leaving The Chiltern Firehouse In London
You know it’s a slow day when you’re staring at Bradley Cooper’s young girlfriend’s panties. He’s banging her so I assume she’s eighteen. When has anybody ever got into trouble just assuming a girl is eighteen? Many people are calling Bradley Cooper out for dating such a young girl. Women are insinuating that Cooper lacks the confidence and courage to date women who are every bit his equal. And that he’s looking for a submissive play toy who won’t challenge his authority and will offer herself up sexually without any reservation. That’s either a criticism or the best endorsement ever.

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