Summer Glau would probably be the best-looking woman in the room on most occasions, but she learned a valuable lesson last night (as did Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Shahi, Olivia Wilde, Linda Cardellini, Amber Valletta and every other woman on earth): Don’t go anywhere where Megan Fox will be, because she’s way way better looking than you and no one will even notice you’re there. Megan Fox is so impossibly hot, I would go down on her even if it turns out she’s a guy.
