Coldplay Nabs Super Bowl Halftime

December 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gay Beethoven and the couple or three other guys he pretends are part of Coldplay will be headlining the Super Bowl halftime show in February 2016. While football demo skews heavily male, the halftime show reaches fifty million women cleaning up nacho... READ MORE

Just Go To Gamblers Anonymous Already

January 29, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If you aren’t really into football but love gambling on minor nuances of the Super Bowl then you’re a poser dipshit who will ruin the game for anyone in the same room. The fucker who’s entrenched one minute because he bet... READ MORE

GoDaddy Bitches Out (VIDEO)

January 29, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Go Daddy has decided to pull a pretty funny Super Bowl commercial featuring a lost puppy who finds his way back home only to be stuffed into a crate and sold on eBay by an evil puppy mill wench. The... READ MORE

NFL Goes Deep On Domestic Violence (VIDEO)

January 28, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In shocking overcompensation for badly mishandling of the Ray Rice situation, the NFL will air this ad during the first quarter of the Super Bowl . It’s part of their No More campaign to stop domestic violence and its... READ MORE

Seahawks’ Super Fan Going Away for a While

January 27, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Scott Shelton is an unemployed father of two and convicted felon who will soon return to prison for a parole violation. Outside of that, his main claim to fame is he caught the football Seahawks receiver Jermaine Kearse threw into... READ MORE

Madonna is disappointed in M.I.A, todays young people

February 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna was on Ryan Seacrests radio show this morning, and even though her entire career is based on being a “scandalous” attention whore, she thinks it’s juvenile and desperate when other people do the very same thing. Madonna says... READ MORE

this was not the most popular Super Bowl commercial

February 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The USA Today admeter is ranking last nights Super Bowl commercials (watch the entire top 10 here), and so far the results are as dumb as expected. Because just imagine the kind of person whose idea of fun is... READ MORE

Gisele says Tom Brady can’t catch the f**king ball too

February 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One thing that certainly helped the Giants win the Super Bowl last night was the three dropped passes by Patriots receivers in the fourth quarter. This was not lost on Tom Bradys wife Gisele Bundchen, who of course caught... READ MORE

M.I.A. ruined the Super Bowl, nations innocence

February 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

What began as a wholesome night of watching the worlds most powerful athletes try to cripple each other for personal glory and money turned into something tawdry and lewd during Madonnas halftime show when M.I.A. flipped off the camera.... READ MORE