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Justin Bieber Is Trying To Ruin Superman

Justin Bieber has every comic book geek from here to Metropolis freaking out over the above image that he posted to Instagram on Saturday, because everyone thinks it means that the boy with the mustache made of pubes is actually going to be in Batman vs. Superman. Realistically, Warner Bros. just sent him a copy of the script because he's a huge celebrity and keeping the plot a secret is for pussies. But on the awful...read more

'Man of Steel' has a new trailer

Russell Crowe holding a doll, Michael Shannon in a ‘Gears of War' commercial, Zack Snyders super fast then super slow bullshit; it's all here thanks to the release of the the first full trailer for ‘Man of Steel', which follows the tone set by the Dark Knight trilogy and Megamind and shows us a Superman unsure of his place in the world. Granted it's a very beautiful world, one with a constant gentle breeze to make...read more

Star Trek and Superman have new posters

We still haven't had a real trailer yet for ‘Man of Steel' or ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness', but today we do have the hundredth best thing; movie posters. One shows the most malleable Superman yet, in tights that somehow still show his abs, allowing himself to be led away in handcuffs by 4 cops who would shit their pants at a Criss Angel show due to their unwavering faith in handcuffs. Then there's the sequel to ‘Star...read more

the 'Man of Steel' teaser is complete bullshit

The first trailer for 'Man of Steel' is playing in front of 'the Dark Knight Rises', and though it's not online officially yet, bootleg copies are all over the place. And they all suck. This trailer is nothing like the footage shown at Comic-Con last week. It's a very handsome version of 'Deadliest Catch', then 5 seconds of Superman flying. Ohh, thank you sooo much Warner Brothers for this amazing footage. What...read more

first pictures of Michael Shannon as General Zod

I'm not positive if that headline is true by the way. It's not like I'm under oath or anything. But that's Michael Shannon on set in Toronto today as the villain in the new Superman movie. I haven't seen any other ones, and they don't have any on ‘Man of Steels' facebook fan page, and they've done a real good job with stuff like this. Like those pictures of Henry Cavill as Clark Kent. So if that headline is a lie,...read more

its Russell Crowe in Superman

The Daily Mail has the first pictures of Russell Crowe playing Supermans dad, or at least smoking cigarettes in Supermans dad costume. As you can see they have him with the S on his chest, which apparently is not an S but the family crest which is why Superman wears it later, though to be honest that explanation seems like bullshit. I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty sure I know what an S looks like.read more

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its Superman. and his penis.

The Superman reboot ‘Man of Steel' filmed some more scenes yesterday with Plano, Illinois, filling in for Smallville, and, um, here are some pictures of Henry Cavill in the new, very very tight Superman costume. It's as if they skipped ahead and just made the porn parody first. So on top of all the action, this looks like it should be a good date movie too, especially if you and your date are both men. (image source =...read more

its Superman! And a girl! And some guy!

A facebook fan page, specifically this one, has some new pictures from the set of 'Man of Steel' showing Henry Cavill in his Superman uniform, and comic nerds everywhere are atwitter because his outfit now seems to be almost all dark blue and does not have the traditional red underwear thing. It's also the first look at Antje Traue as Faora, who is also from Krypton but evil (Faora, not Antje). It also shows some guy...read more

first look at Henry Cavill as Superman

The reboot of the Superman reboot 'Man of Steel' hasn't actually begun filming yet, but Warner Bros has released the very first look at Henry Cavill as Superman anyway (giant full size copy here). And he looks good. He's a good choice. Granted Brandon Routh was really good too, so this part is no indication of quality. And I'm so happy that they're telling the origin story, because how come he can fly and stuff? Where...read more

Friday headlines, with female empowerment

KATY PERRY - will tie Michael Jacksons record if her 5th single off 'Teenage Dream' goes to number 1 like the other 4 have. And also if she gets two dozen little boys drunk and blows them. (mtv) CARS 2 - is the worst reviewed Pixar movie ever, and not coincidentally they've now unveiled the characters for 'Brave', their first movie with a female protagonist. So I guess it's about girl problems, like when there are no...read more

Wednesday afternoon headlines

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - has agreed to reprise his most famous role in Terminator 5, to be directed by Justin Lin, whose first task will be to explain why a robot has a turkey neck and occasionally noticeable bra strap. (thr) ANTJE TRAUE - will play the second villain in the Superman reboot. The relatively unknown German actress (pictured above) will play Faora Hu-Ul, another refugee from Krypton and an expert in the...read more

Superman will get beaten up by a girl too

I think most people were so glad when Michael Shannon was cast as General Zod in the Superman reboot, if only because it meant we wouldn't have to see another dumbass Lex Luther movie if nothing else, that they pretty much stopped paying attention to the casting after that. But now Latino Review says there will be a second villain as well; a girl. A girl serial killer. A girl serial killer who hates men and with a...read more

Monday morning headlines

SUPERMAN - will face off against General Zod in the reboot, to be played by the excellent Michael Shannon. So, brace yourself, but Lindsay was lying to make it seem as if she was in demand. Although really I think she should be the one playing Lois Lane. And Zod. And Superman. She's that good. (thr) YOUR HIGHNESS - bombed at the box office this weekend, making just $9.5 million and opening at number 6 despite starring...read more

morning headlines

SKINS - has now lost so many sponsors (Taco Bell, Wrigley, Subway, Foot Locker, L'Oreal and Shick) due to its subject matter, it's now in danger of being canceled. Can't they just get new sponsors? Sponsors who aren't so uptight? Like tequila, or the morning after pill. Or a tequila with the morning after pill in it. (fox) PENELOPE CRUZ AND JAVIER BARDEM - are now the parents of a baby boy, with Penelope giving birth...read more

Monday afternoon headlines

SUPERMAN - is being produced by Christopher Nolan and written by Nolan and David Goyer (they directed and wrote ‘Batman Begins' and ‘the Dark Knight'), and today it was announced that it will be directed by Zack Snyder, who directed ‘300' and ‘Watchmen'. Will it be in 3D? Maybe. Will it have tons of slow motion bullshit and homoerotic outfits? Yes. (LA Times) 50 CENT - might have been on a date last night in New...read more