Oh thank God finally. Finally last night was the the night on “Californication” that Eva Amuri (Susan Sarandons daughter) got naked. If you don’t know, David Duchovny plays a writer now teaching a college class and she plays a student in his class.
Her face is a little suspect but who the hell cares with natural D’s on a body like this. Her body is so perfect I could rape her from the next room. I’d be so hard I could punch my dick right through a wall and nail her from there.
Every election it seems the idiot hippies in Hollywood have to make these insane proclamations that they’ll leave the country if someone they don’t like gets elected. This time the enemy is John McCain, and the first one on a private jet to Europe will apparently be Susan Sarandon. The Post says…
She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."
If this sounds familiar it's because similar quotes were attributed to her in 2004 and 2000. Eddie Vedder, Alec Baldwin, and Robert Altman all made very famous statements about this, and Martin Sheen, Rosie O'Donnell, Matt Damon, Whoopi Goldberg, Ed Asner and Tim Robbins all reportedly made candid remarks claiming the same thing (source). Well la-di-da. Good. Get the fuck out. Move. Go. Go right now. What did you think, that we’d be all sad and shit? I'm sure the class of car I get run over by at 4am with some drunk behind the wheel will decrease immeasurably if all the actors move away, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take.
Susan Sarandon attended the premiere of "The Life Before Her Eyes" last night in New York, and I'm not sure if you can see this, but right now I'm waving goodbye to my erection. Goodbye … goodbye! Have fun! Hurry back!
