Operation Choke Point Is Choking Out Our Porn Stars

By Lex May 05, 2014 @ 6:03 PM

Sydney Leathers Attends Exxxotica 2014 In Ft Lauderdale
Haven’t the politicians done enough to poor Sydney Leathers. Not to mention her decent God fearing porn star friends. The government is always up to wacky shenanigans, like most people with lots of free time and money and booze. They invented something called Operation Choke Point, to pressure banks to stop handling transactions for legal, but more edgy businesses. They seemed to be trying to roundabout hamper the business of gun and ammo dealers, but in the process also snared gaming and escorts and porn stars. You may recall that Chase Bank shut down the accounts of porn star Teagan Pressley and a bunch of other onscreen penetrators because they were deemed ‘too risky’. Now, if you think Mr. Potter down at the bank gives a shit what kind of commerce his account holders are up to, he doesn’t. But the federal financial regulators who can make his life a living hell do. They don’t like porn, despite, you know, all of them consuming massive quantities of porn and some decent number of them railing farm animals and young boys. This government overreach was all the talk of the Exxxotica Expo this weekend in Fort Lauderdale where the ladies shoved various implements in their twats and furrowed their rectal brows over the trampling of their Constitutional rights. The porn industry has long been a champion of First Amendment rights. You probably don’t even realize you owe those sex workers for the right to say, fuck you, Mr. President, lay off our porn stars. But you do. It’s probably time to write your Congressman and pretend you’re a donor.

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Sydney Leathers Ready to Die For Love of Weiner

By Lex February 21, 2014 @ 7:45 PM

Could this Romeo and Juliet story really end any other way? Apparently Sydney Leathers bravado about not caring for that lovable dick-stroking scamp Anthony Weiner was just a cover for her deep and unwavering cyber sex romance. Apparently, somewhere in between getting new tits, working the stripper pole, making a porn, and going on talk shows about what a loser Anthony Weiner was, she was popping pills and cutting herself for the love of his virtual shlong. Before she checked into rehab earlier this month for suicidal tendencies, Sydney penned Weiner an apology note for betraying their online cyber affair and suggested he’d be better off when she was dead. Weiner didn’t respond but he did imagine Sydney Leathers slicing her wrists and beat himself off three times shooting his hot molten sperm all over his waxed rippling chest. When’s the meteor coming again?

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Sydney Leathers Gets Her Lips Snipped

By Lex December 23, 2013 @ 3:11 PM

Sydney Leathers Goes In For Labiaplasty In Santa Barbara
Sydney Leathers decided to chop up her meat curtains on camera. This is precisely why we need some kind of Logan’s Run Carrousel to smoke these fame trolls at the ten to twelve minute mark of fame. I want those crystals in the palm blinking red before Dr. Neal Handel starts taking a little off the top on videotape. Sure, you’ve got to give some credit to Sydney Leathers; Sharon Obsourne could only lie about enduring such a painful procedures. It’s hard to imagine having sex with either woman, but it’s comforting to know that if I happen to hook up with Sydney, I won’t spend hours poking around her folds like an old dude on the beach with a metal detector circling a lost watch. Fire up the chainsaw, daddy’s trimming back the pine.

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Sydney Leathers Is Selling Her Leftover Labia

By Travis November 26, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

Aspiring porn star and former Anthony Weiner sexting mistress Sydney Leathers is apparently feeling a little bashful these days, as TMZ reports that she is having an expensive labiaplasty procedure done to cut back some of the mud flaps on her money tunnel. By itself, this story isn’t even worth mentioning until the operation is over and she starts letting porn stars split her in half, but Sydney is going the extra mile and auctioning off her vagina trimmings. A labiaplasty reportedly costs about $8,400, so a girl needs to earn a little back, but if you’re a guy looking to shell out even a dime for a piece of labia removed from any woman, let alone this worthless leech, you really, really need to reconsider every decision you’ve made in your life up to this point.

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Jenna Jameson Headlined The Exxxotica Expo

By Travis October 07, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

There was a time when Jenna Jameson was one of the most powerful women in not only the adult film business, but also the entire entertainment industry. Now, though, she’s just some lady who fights with her ex-husband over Twitter and shared the bill at the 2013 Exxxotica Expo in New Jersey with Sydney Leathers. The latter was actually on hand to sign autographs, and if you’re the type of person who offers any non-ironic value on a Sydney Leathers autograph, then you need to walk directly into traffic, because that’s pretty much the dumbest fucking thing a person could ever stand in line for.

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All the Big Names in Faux Celebrity Sex Tapes Out to Promote Strip Club Opening

By Lex September 16, 2013 @ 5:03 PM

Sydney Leathers Gives Myla Sinanaj A Lap Dance At Vivid Gentlemen's Club In Miami
As if Backdoor Teen Mom wasn’t a powerhouse on her own, Vivid hired Sydney Leathers and Myla Sinaaj for their strip club opening in Miami. You know Sydney Leathers from such accomplishments as crude sexting with Anthony Weiner and nothing else. Myla Sinaaj is the super crazy girl who tried to bang Kris Humphreys when his dick was still fresh with the magic Kardashian smegma so she too could become famous by way of intercourse association. The two girls were officially hosting the Mayweather-Canelo fight, which only made sense in strip club logic.

I’m sure these A-lister beaver fizzles got some free attention for the new gentleman’s club, but as a former once or thrice customer of such establishments, why the hell would I go to the one with all the lights and cameras? If I’m going somewhere to pay a girl $20 to grind her procreative parts on my lap, I want total and complete privacy. I don’t want to see Jim from accounting fiddling with his wedding band in the next booth. Reverse haunted House rules apply to strip clubs. You turn up the lights and everything gets creepy.

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