By Travis November 26, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
Aspiring porn star and former Anthony Weiner sexting mistress Sydney Leathers is apparently feeling a little bashful these days, as TMZ reports that she is having an expensive labiaplasty procedure done to cut back some of the mud flaps on her money tunnel. By itself, this story isn’t even worth mentioning until the operation is over and she starts letting porn stars split her in half, but Sydney is going the extra mile and auctioning off her vagina trimmings. A labiaplasty reportedly costs about $8,400, so a girl needs to earn a little back, but if you’re a guy looking to shell out even a dime for a piece of labia removed from any woman, let alone this worthless leech, you really, really need to reconsider every decision you’ve made in your life up to this point.
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By Travis October 07, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
There was a time when Jenna Jameson was one of the most powerful women in not only the adult film business, but also the entire entertainment industry. Now, though, she’s just some lady who fights with her ex-husband over Twitter and shared the bill at the 2013 Exxxotica Expo in New Jersey with Sydney Leathers. The latter was actually on hand to sign autographs, and if you’re the type of person who offers any non-ironic value on a Sydney Leathers autograph, then you need to walk directly into traffic, because that’s pretty much the dumbest fucking thing a person could ever stand in line for.
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By Lex September 16, 2013 @ 5:03 PM
As if Backdoor Teen Mom wasn’t a powerhouse on her own, Vivid hired Sydney Leathers and Myla Sinaaj for their strip club opening in Miami. You know Sydney Leathers from such accomplishments as crude sexting with Anthony Weiner and nothing else. Myla Sinaaj is the super crazy girl who tried to bang Kris Humphreys when his dick was still fresh with the magic Kardashian smegma so she too could become famous by way of intercourse association. The two girls were officially hosting the Mayweather-Canelo fight, which only made sense in strip club logic.
I’m sure these A-lister beaver fizzles got some free attention for the new gentleman’s club, but as a former once or thrice customer of such establishments, why the hell would I go to the one with all the lights and cameras? If I’m going somewhere to pay a girl $20 to grind her procreative parts on my lap, I want total and complete privacy. I don’t want to see Jim from accounting fiddling with his wedding band in the next booth. Reverse haunted House rules apply to strip clubs. You turn up the lights and everything gets creepy.
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By Lex September 11, 2013 @ 1:02 PM
Sydney Leathers took time out of her busy schedule to protest one final time at the Weiner campaign headquarters. Staffers inside the offices paid little attention to Sydney as they were busy stealing office supplies from the officially failed campaign as fast as humanly possible. Nobody’s felt the pain of the Weiner sexting scandal more than Sydney Leathers who were it not for the randy ex-Congressman could still be enjoying her life of being a broke-ass online political message board commenter with skeevy tattoos. Now, just look at her. New boobs, some work on the face, cash from a sex tape, exposure on major media outlets, four HIV negative test results, and a new trumped up crappy song on iTunes for download. Weiner virtually fucked her but good. She should at least get a stapler and a box of pencils.
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By Travis September 04, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
With Anthony Weiner continuing to pour gasoline on the tire fire that is his New York City mayoral campaign, his former online mistress, Sydney Leathers, is still taking drastic steps to help her feel confident in pursuing a career in porn or whatever. Just as she gave her first big interview after outing the man known to her as Carlos Danger to Inside Edition, Sydney has also showed them her new nose job and liposuction results.
Of course, she showed the plastic surgery off right after it happened, so she looks like a mangled horror movie character, but a girl’s gotta eat, I suppose.
By Lex August 23, 2013 @ 1:23 PM
Publicity reps for Sydney Leathers are scrambling to assure the public that Sydney Leathers did not get HIV wile filming her Weiner and Me sex tape for Vivid. A girl’s reputation is at stake here. According to her P.R. team, Sydney has been tested for HIV over 975 times both before and after and maybe even during her sex scene and she’s come back negative every time for the virus. They even included a picture of a home HIV testing kit for some kind of symbolic emphasis (above).
“I took all the necessary precautions before and after my scene for Vivid and acted responsibly and therefore was able to protect myself from exposure to anything. As an added precaution I retested 2 days after my shoot and again yesterday and all tests were negative.” – Sydney Leathers in her breathless statement to the world.
By ‘all necessary precautions’ Sydney does not include use of a condom or not having sex with a prolific porn star who had just had sex with another HIV positive porn star. So maybe just ‘some necessary precautions’.
The person I feel worst for is Cameron Bay. Her porn star HIV test did come back positive and now she can’t even tell people she’s the chick who gave Anthon Weiner’s sexting girlfriend The AIDS. She’s going to need a new legends tale.
Photo Credit: Cameron Bay/Twitter