By Matt March 12, 2015 @ 7:43 AM
Sydney Leathers, famous for ruining Anthony Weiner’s career, has moved on to another target. Leathers was hitting up any media outlet who would listen including high school dispatches to explain she was involved in a dominatrix centered relationship with a politician who liked to be called Bitch Boy. She was being coy and not revealing his name. After many failed to care or were simply showing mild respect for their elected officials Leathers just went ahead and gave out the guy’s name if anyone promised to retweet her.
Bitch Boy’s name is Justin Moed, a member of Indiana’s House of Representatives. Leathers claims he was into strap-ons and wanted to be locked in a closet to listen to her being cuckolded and also he preferred the nomenclature of Bitch Boy. His identity was confirmed after Leathers showed some local news crew receipts for some lingerie he bought her which had his name on it. Some people are truly ungrateful. Particularly attention hungry whores. Moed’s life is now ruined. The third line of his Wiki page now mentions his Bitch Boy submissive alter ego. With any luck he’ll resurface as a Thai folk hero.
There are only two rules for hookers. You don’t share the names of your clients and you cut your rates by thirty percent when you come back positive for HIV. You start abusing the rules and your Yelp rating is going to suffer significantly. Good luck finding new clients, chunky Judas.
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By Matt March 05, 2015 @ 6:34 AM
The dominatrix C-SPAN addict who Anthony Weiner sent his relatively impressive dick pic to is back in the news because we’ve run out of other shit. Sydney Leathers has apparently been in communication with another politician who refers to himself as Bitch Boy. Their relationship involves the anonymous gent busting a nut on shit he buys her from Amazon and sending it to her track home in Evansville Indiana. Mow the lawn. It’s unclear the extent of the relationship or even if it can be verified by anyone besides Leathers:
“This guy is into some really freaky stuff. He liked the idea of buying me a strap-on to use on him. He wanted to be forced to wear a French maid outfit and clean my house while I degraded him. He wanted to be tied up and left in a closet to watch me have sex with my boyfriend.”
Men in positions of power often like to be humiliated. Not sure why they’re choosing a midwestern hooker who looks like Vin Diesel. You can get that in the shower at your corner health club. Only Leathers knows the identity of said politician which sends a strong signal that she’s lying to promote herself. Never trust a dominatrix. Unless they’re showering you with compliments. Do you take coupons?
By Lex May 05, 2014 @ 6:03 PM
Haven’t the politicians done enough to poor Sydney Leathers. Not to mention her decent God fearing porn star friends. The government is always up to wacky shenanigans, like most people with lots of free time and money and booze. They invented something called Operation Choke Point, to pressure banks to stop handling transactions for legal, but more edgy businesses. They seemed to be trying to roundabout hamper the business of gun and ammo dealers, but in the process also snared gaming and escorts and porn stars. You may recall that Chase Bank shut down the accounts of porn star Teagan Pressley and a bunch of other onscreen penetrators because they were deemed ‘too risky’. Now, if you think Mr. Potter down at the bank gives a shit what kind of commerce his account holders are up to, he doesn’t. But the federal financial regulators who can make his life a living hell do. They don’t like porn, despite, you know, all of them consuming massive quantities of porn and some decent number of them railing farm animals and young boys. This government overreach was all the talk of the Exxxotica Expo this weekend in Fort Lauderdale where the ladies shoved various implements in their twats and furrowed their rectal brows over the trampling of their Constitutional rights. The porn industry has long been a champion of First Amendment rights. You probably don’t even realize you owe those sex workers for the right to say, fuck you, Mr. President, lay off our porn stars. But you do. It’s probably time to write your Congressman and pretend you’re a donor.
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By Lex February 21, 2014 @ 7:45 PM
Could this Romeo and Juliet story really end any other way? Apparently Sydney Leathers bravado about not caring for that lovable dick-stroking scamp Anthony Weiner was just a cover for her deep and unwavering cyber sex romance. Apparently, somewhere in between getting new tits, working the stripper pole, making a porn, and going on talk shows about what a loser Anthony Weiner was, she was popping pills and cutting herself for the love of his virtual shlong. Before she checked into rehab earlier this month for suicidal tendencies, Sydney penned Weiner an apology note for betraying their online cyber affair and suggested he’d be better off when she was dead. Weiner didn’t respond but he did imagine Sydney Leathers slicing her wrists and beat himself off three times shooting his hot molten sperm all over his waxed rippling chest. When’s the meteor coming again?
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By Lex December 23, 2013 @ 3:11 PM
Sydney Leathers decided to chop up her meat curtains on camera. This is precisely why we need some kind of Logan’s Run Carrousel to smoke these fame trolls at the ten to twelve minute mark of fame. I want those crystals in the palm blinking red before Dr. Neal Handel starts taking a little off the top on videotape. Sure, you’ve got to give some credit to Sydney Leathers; Sharon Obsourne could only lie about enduring such a painful procedures. It’s hard to imagine having sex with either woman, but it’s comforting to know that if I happen to hook up with Sydney, I won’t spend hours poking around her folds like an old dude on the beach with a metal detector circling a lost watch. Fire up the chainsaw, daddy’s trimming back the pine.
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By Travis November 26, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
Aspiring porn star and former Anthony Weiner sexting mistress Sydney Leathers is apparently feeling a little bashful these days, as TMZ reports that she is having an expensive labiaplasty procedure done to cut back some of the mud flaps on her money tunnel. By itself, this story isn’t even worth mentioning until the operation is over and she starts letting porn stars split her in half, but Sydney is going the extra mile and auctioning off her vagina trimmings. A labiaplasty reportedly costs about $8,400, so a girl needs to earn a little back, but if you’re a guy looking to shell out even a dime for a piece of labia removed from any woman, let alone this worthless leech, you really, really need to reconsider every decision you’ve made in your life up to this point.
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