Sly Stallone Lets You Sip The Juice

Sylvester Stallone is an investor in Mulberry Street Pizza which boasts three locations in the LA area and a ton of fake Yelp reviews. That doesn't mean it isn't good, Don Johnson's kids will one star you if they can't smoke inside.  read more

Mickey Rourke Got The Short End

The older fellas in Hollywood are juicing something fierce. That along with rampant male plastic surgery is creating a class of AARP dudes around town who don't quite look like you remember grandpa when you sat on his lap and he told you how he killed a whore while on... read more

The Stallone Girls in Bikinis

There are pluses and minuses to being seventy with a still attractive forty-something wife and three attractive teen daughters. Cialis and a chick in your bed who still looks good naked is a big something. But older guy muscle juice can't stop hordes of horny young men... read more

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Sylvester Stallone, Winning

This is the picture of a happy man. Charlie Sheen claimed the 'winning' moniker while contracting HIV at mixed tranny porn parties, but he's got nothing on Stallone. Model wife with big tits, three teen daughters who are all growing into pros, and a Golden Globe for... read more

Stallone Has High Hopes

Sylvester Stallone posted a photo with his 16 year old daughter Sistine who wants to be a model like how super advantaged children used to want to go to Harvard. Stallone seems like a loving father so I'm curious why he'd encourage this line of work. If you love your dog... read more

Sly Stallone Doesn't Stop

Sylvester Stallone will star in another Rambo movie and play Rocky Balboa once more in a spin-off movie due out in 2016. Rocky came out in 1976, making it forty years of Stallone playing the same character. It's hard to knock him, either because he's successful and has a... read more

Sylvester Stallone Confirms Doubts

Sylvester Stallone opened up about his dwindling male fan base while promoting Expendables 3. Stallone has seen the market for homoerotic bromance shrink in the past years as POV gay pornography has become readily available online. He is apparently confusing a general... read more

Sylvester Stallone Might Star In A Rambo TV Show

Since Sylvester Stallone seems to love clinging to his 80s and 90s action star image as if his life depends on it, it makes sense that he'd at least consider producing and developing a TV show based on Rambo. But not only are Entertainment One and Nu Image developing the... read more

Sylvester Stallone Catches A Jellyfish With His Daughters

Taking a break from the hard day job of calling his buddies to be in the Expendables 3, Sylvester Stallone has taken his model wife and their three teen daughters to St. Tropez to act like they belong among the old money set. Doing shit like chugging brews and catching... read more

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Rambo Talks Shit About John McClane

Sylvester Stallone is talking mad action hero shit about his former Expendables castmate Bruce Willis. A couple of days ago it came out that Willis wouldn't appear in Expendables 3 and he would be replaced by the walking corpse of what was Harrison Ford. There was... read more

hopefully Brigitte Nielson wont see this

Sylvester Stallone spent yesterday on an aircraft carrier boat for 5 people off the coast of Portofino, Italy, with his third wife Jennifer Flavin and their three daughters. Meanwhile, his second wife was back in LA getting drunk on moonshine and blacking out in a public... read more

Westboro Baptist Church will protest Sage Stallones funeral

Still grieving over the loss of his son who was discovered Friday after dying of an apparent accidental overdose of prescription medications, Sylvester Stallone released this statement: "When a parent loses a child there is no greater pain ... This agonizing loss will be... read more