Sylvester Stallone spent yesterday on an aircraft carrier boat for 5 people off the coast of Portofino, Italy, with his third wife Jennifer Flavin and their three daughters. Meanwhile, his second wife was back in LA getting drunk on moonshine and blacking out in a public park.
If I were Stallone I’d make sure Flavin saw those pictures, then casually mention how a lot of guys like him have girlfriends on the side and their wives are totally cool with it.
Still grieving over the loss of his son who was discovered Friday after dying of an apparent accidental overdose of prescription medications, Sylvester Stallone released this statement:
“When a parent loses a child there is no greater pain … This agonizing loss will be felt for the rest of our lives. Sage was our first child and the center of our universe and I am humbly begging for all to have my son’s memory and soul left in peace.”
The Westboro Baptist Church isn’t gonna do that however, and instead they’ll protest Sages funeral like they have hundreds of funerals before, mostly for American soldiers, with signs about how Sage deserved to die, it was all Sylvesters fault, and God hates them both. They’ve already tweeted all this:
- “So Westboro will picket Sage Stallone’s funeral so Syl’s other children will finally see some truth.”
- “Tell @TheSlyStallone to mourn for his sins, not pimp out son’s dead body to more proud sin!”
- “Whoring dad @TheSlyStallone selfishly drove him to mock God & to his death.”
- “Adulterous dad brought wrath of God on son.”
- “Thrice-married rebel taught his son to mock God.”
Most of that stems from the book of Leviticus, which Westboro absolutely loves because it talks about hating gay people (Leviticus 20:13) and adultery. Far be it for me to question the theological study of inbred retards but in that same book God also says not to shave or cut your hair on the sides (Leviticus 19:27) or wear fabrics like polyester (Leviticus 19:19) and Westboro does all that. Clearly “they are in league with the Devil” and we should stone them (Leviticus 20:27) until they’re new name is Westboro Baptist Church and Quarry.
I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from ‘The Losers’ when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible.
Arnold Schwarzenegger went on his WhoSay page last night, because apparently he has one of those, and posted this picture with the caption:
“After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we’re ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb.”
He probably is having a great time lately because ‘Expendables 2′ was filmed in Prague and Hong Kong, ‘The Last Stand’ was in Mexico, and ‘The Tomb’ is in Louisiana. It’s really given him a wide variety of maids to bang.
An unidentified stuntman was killed during a planned explosion while filming the now ironically themed ‘Expendables 2′ yesterday in Bulgaria. This awesome Bulgarian newspaper has the poorly translated details (note: if you read it like Borat, the story becomes less sad).
A foreigner who performed stunts during the filming of the sequel to hit Hollywood action “The Expendables” has died on set in Bulgaria.
Two other stunt performers have been injured in a incident at a water reservoir at the town of Elin Pelin, outside of the Bulgarian capital Sofia, that took place Thursday night.
The incident occurred while filming a stunt with a fake bomb explosion in a rubber boat in the water reservoir.
bTV said the incident with the stunt performers has been confirmed by the authorities, with unofficial reports saying the movie for which the stunts were performed is “The Expendables 2″
If I were that guy I would still want them to use the footage. He gave his life for this stupid movie and now he’s not even gonna be in it. It reminds me of this show I saw during shark week that said sharks will sometimes bite someones arm off or something and then spit it out because they don’t like the way we taste. Really, asshole? That was my arm, I needed that, I don’t think it’s too much to ask that you actually eat it. Sharks can be real dicks.
SYLVESTER STALLONE - had emergency surgery after he broke his neck while filming a fight scene with Stone Cold Steve Austin for the movie, ‘The Expendables’. He’s fine now though. Stallone can’t be stopped. In fact after it happened they went to their corner and Stone Cold told his trainer, “He’s not human. He’s like a piece of iron.” (sun uk)
TIGER WOODS - Remember an hour ago when Us said he was on Long Island. Um, “or not”. Because his yacht set sail today out of Florida (picture). He wasn’t seen on board so he may or may not be there. Maybe it’s haunted, like the Black Pearl. (inf daily)