The Stallone Girls in Bikinis

There are pluses and minuses to being seventy with a still attractive forty-something wife and three attractive teen daughters. Cialis and a chick in your bed who still looks good naked is a big something. But older guy muscle juice can't stop hordes of horny young men from circling the boat with Jet-Skis and hard-ons. "I got Sly's autograph!" has been replaced by "I fucked Sly's daughter". Nature is cruel. The...

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Sylvester Stallone, Winning

This is the picture of a happy man. Charlie Sheen claimed the 'winning' moniker while contracting HIVatmixed tranny porn parties, but he's got nothing on Stallone. Model wife with big tits, three teen daughters who are all growing into pros, and a Golden Globe for Creed where he gave his best actual acting performance since Rocky thirty-nine years ago. Stallone managed not to porka baby into his housekeeperor paint...

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Stallone Has High Hopes

Sylvester Stallone posted a photo with his 16 year old daughter Sistine who wants to be a model like how super advantaged children used to want to go to Harvard. Stallone seems like a loving father so I'm curious why he'd encourage this line of work. If you love your dog you don't want to send it to Westminster to have its jaw measured and orifices prodded by an old British lady with cold hands. Stallone captioned his...

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Sly Stallone Doesn't Stop

Sylvester Stallone will starin another Rambo movieand playRocky Balboa once more in a spin-off movie due out in 2016. Rocky came out in 1976, making it forty years of Stallone playing the same character. It's hard to knock him,either because he's successful and has a hot model wife or the jokes about how he looks like the Mom from a bodega aren't funny anymore. You have to admire his commitment to acting. Or to just...

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Sylvester Stallone Confirms Doubts

Sylvester Stallone opened up about his dwindling male fan base while promoting Expendables 3. Stallone has seen the market for homoerotic bromance shrink in the past years as POV gay pornography has become readily available online. He is apparently confusing a general weariness of his monotone acting with a collective threat to masculinity, which is weird because he looks like Juliette Binoche. "Men are very...

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Sylvester Stallone Might Star In A Rambo TV Show

Since Sylvester Stallone seems to love clinging to his 80s and 90s action star image as if his life depends on it, it makes sense that he'd at least consider producing and developing a TV show based on Rambo. But not only are Entertainment One and Nu Image developing the series – with or without Stallone – they're also hoping that he'll star as Rambo again, because that would be the only way that people would take...

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Sylvester Stallone Catches A Jellyfish With His Daughters

Taking a break from the hard day job of calling his buddies to be in the Expendables 3, Sylvester Stallone has taken his model wife and their three teen daughters to St. Tropez to act like they belong among the old money set. Doing shit like chugging brews and catching jellyfish off the back of his boat has them fitting right in. I'm only mentioning that shit as a poor excuse for showing off Sly's teen girls in...

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Rambo Talks Shit About John McClane

Sylvester Stallone is talking mad action hero shit about his former Expendables castmate Bruce Willis. A couple of days ago it came out that Willis wouldn't appear in Expendables 3 and he would be replaced by the walking corpse of what was Harrison Ford. There was speculation as to why Willis would quit as the franchise does pretty decent business. Apparently, it's because Stallone, (who co-writes and produces the...

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hopefully Brigitte Nielson wont see this

Sylvester Stallone spent yesterday on an aircraft carrier boat for 5 people off the coast of Portofino, Italy, with his third wife Jennifer Flavin and their three daughters. Meanwhile, his second wife was back in LA getting drunk on moonshine and blacking out in a public park. If I were Stallone I'd make sure Flavin saw those pictures, then casually mention how a lot of guys like him have girlfriends on the side and...

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Westboro Baptist Church will protest Sage Stallones funeral

Still grieving over the loss of his son who was discovered Friday after dying of an apparent accidental overdose of prescription medications, Sylvester Stallone released this statement: "When a parent loses a child there is no greater pain ... This agonizing loss will be felt for the rest of our lives. Sage was our first child and the center of our universe and I am humbly begging for all to have my son's memory and...

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'Expendables 2' finally has a trailer

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from 'The Losers' when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible.

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Arnold and Stallone had surgery together

Arnold Schwarzenegger went on his WhoSay page last night, because apparently he has one of those, and posted this picture with the caption: "After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we're ready for another round of great times and...

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a stuntman died on Expendables 2

An unidentified stuntman was killed during a planned explosion while filming the now ironically themed 'Expendables 2' yesterday in Bulgaria. This awesome Bulgarian newspaper has the poorly translated details (note: if you read it like Borat, the story becomes less sad). A foreigner who performed stunts during the filming of the sequel to hit Hollywood action "The Expendables" has died on set in Bulgaria. Two other...

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afternoon headlines

SYLVESTER STALLONE - had emergency surgery after he broke his neck while filming a fight scene with Stone Cold Steve Austin for the movie, 'The Expendables'. He's fine now though. Stallone can't be stopped. In fact after it happened they went to their corner and Stone Cold told his trainer, "He's not human. He's like a piece of iron." (sun uk) TIGER WOODS - Remember an hour ago when Us said he was on Long Island. Um,...

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STALLONE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE

Sylvester Stallone will be charged with smuggling 48 vials of a restricted human growth hormone into Sydney, Australia when he arrived last month to promote "Rocky Balboa". Stallone faces one charge of importing a prohibited substance. The charge carries a possible penalty of $110,000, but Stallone will face a top fine of $22,000, the maximum a local court can impose. Stallone denies any wrongdoing. Stallone is accused...

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