You Can't Beat Taco Bell Meat

The dumbest people in this world aren't the Kardashians or V. Stiviano or gutless politicians or even the tenth grader in the corner trying to count to five on his fingers and starting with four. It's people who work in marketing. Marketing executive is a title that just... read more

This Waffle Is Really Pissing Me Off

It's time for Mexicans to rise up in yet another futile and empty protest. Taco Bell has taken a centuries old complex cuisine, shit it out into pre-fabricated plastic molds, added spackle and minced termites, and called it Mexican food. We all stood by while Taco Bell... read more

Okay, So You Shouldn't Expect That at Taco Bell

I guess because I go on rants about how nobody has the right to complain about anything that happens at obviously disgusting and shoddy fast food restaurants. Some smart ass sent in an email about this drive-thru operator at Taco Bell who was directing female patrons out... read more