Tallulah Willis and Scout Willis Naked Bath Time

By Lex September 19, 2014 @ 9:56 AM

Tallulah Willis Takes A Bath With Her Sister Scout Willis
Some people consider it gross that adult siblings would bathe naked together. I say it’s beautiful. Not so much the thought of two Willis she-brute jaws locked in taboo passion, that actually made me throw up a bit, but Scout taking time out of her busy day of acting once in 1998 to welcome her younger sister out of rehab with a good scrub.

According to the checkout counter rags, the Willis girls are reeling from their dad remarrying some young model and making new babies and mom trying to find somebody even younger and more douchey than Ashton Kutcher to watch her do whip-its with her vagina. Good luck with that. The downside of being celebrity kids is self-absorbed parents. The upside is open calendars and afternoon Caligula baths.

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Scout Willis Is Young Hollywood

By Lex May 09, 2014 @ 3:05 PM

Scout Willis Wears A See Through Top To NYLON And BCBGGeneration's Young Hollywood Party In Los Angeles
Nylon Magazine held a party to celebrate young talent in Hollywood. The Willis girls are no longer young so they had to sneak into the event pretending to be teamsters dropping off the tables. The more normal jawline babies Bruce keeps adding to his collection, the more the original daughters like Scout realize they need to step up their game. Flashing her tits in a Macao street hooker top probably wasn’t first on her list, but winning an Oscar and making the cut for the astronaut program probably weren’t as realistically available.

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