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Rumer Willis Winner's Ass

Victory in that TV dancing show has brought clarity of purpose to Rumer Willis. This triumphant post of her tight bikini backside is the perfect statement that you don't have to be good at everything. Can you dance and do you have a nice ass? Accentuate the positive. Turn that invisible fence shock collar up to high and give yourself a jolt every time your jaw starts to turn toward a camera. Eventually build a glory...read more

Tallulah Willis One Upper

Tallulah Willis went on Instagram and shared a bunch of pictures of her tits as her more camera friendly sister won Dancing With The Stars. Tallulah turned up to watch the finale along with her famous parents, as at least oneappearance was contractually mandated in exchange for having a sexy Quagmire on the cast. Tallulah is ten months sober, or six weeks from her next relapse depending upon how optimistically you...read more

Miley Cyrus and the Willis Sisters Censor Nipples to Protest Nipple Censorship

Those protestor chicks in Europe flash their tits anytime a woman anywhere in the world is denied an abortion. Here in the U.S., the idle hands celebrities are fighting for the right to bare their nipples. It's hard to imagine the combined brain power of Miley Cyrus and the two impossibly less employed Willis sisters came up with this as their Plan A. I'd recommend bringing in somebody from the outside to direct the...read more

Tallulah Willis Premature Exhaltation

I'm sympathetic to people who were put in the spotlight against their will. That sentiment ends around their first DUI and if they haven't killed it in an acting role they didn't audition for yet they're dead to me. Hence I don't understand what Tallulah Willis is doing or why she didn't file a motion for a nickname by now. Willis hiked Runyon Canyon in Los Angeles which takes all of twelve minutes to get to the...read more

Tallulah And Scout Willis Cheerleaders

It's a big deal when any of the Willis girls lands a gig. Rumer got herself onto Dancing with the Stars where only the top flight of irrelevant celebrities land nine times a year. ABC can't crank that shit out fast enough. They got the message on Lost. Too many people bitching about purgatory. Why waste the cash. Do you realize how little you have to pay a Willis daughter or a waived gay football player to appear on...read more

Tallulah Willis Joins Willis Tit Parade

I can't remember which Wilis sister this is, but you put a Whip-It gun in her right hand and a 20-year old cock in her left and she's the spitting image of her mother. Tallulah's joined the family vocation of shaving her head and showing her tits off on social media. This isn't for every family, especially families that require jobs or school or stealing copper wire from construction projects to pay for their drugs,...read more

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Cara Delevingne Bags a Willis

Cara Delevingne is rapid tonguing her way through disaffected young female Hollywood. I can't remember which Willis girl Rumer is. The one who looks like Bruce, drinks like a fish, and hasn't worked in a decade. Fuck, I can't narrow it down. Rumer left a bar in West Hollywood holding hands with this unquenchable lesbian vampire. Holding hands in WeHo doesn't mean the two of them are mere moments away from an after...read more

Tallulah Willis Shaved Her Head

People with too much free time will inevitably do wacky shit with their hair. It's a nod to your soul yearning for any sliver of personal accomplishment. The rehab chicks usually go for the head shave. It's a solid coif for those who find themselves frequently unwashed and sleeping in puddles of their own vomit. For Tallulah Willis, the opportunity to further emphasize her resemblance to dad ought to enhance the...read more

Scout And Tallulah Willis in Bondage

I bet Taullulah Willis didn't tell her rehab counselors her transition back to unsupervised life began with a incestuous topless mistress leather photo shoot with her sister in New York. Lindsay Lohan figured out by the third rehab that you tell the doctors you're going to move-in with your stable Aunt Helen and read books and do nothing but be the best you you can be for the next three months. You don't need Oprah...read more

Tallulah Willis and Scout Willis Naked Bath Time

Some people consider it gross that adult siblings would bathe naked together. I say it's beautiful. Not so much the thought of two Willis she-brute jaws locked in taboo passion, that actually made me throw up a bit, but Scout taking time out of her busy day of acting once in 1998 to welcome her younger sister out of rehab with a good scrub. According to the checkout counter rags, the Willis girls are reeling from...read more

Scout Willis Is Young Hollywood

Nylon Magazine held a party to celebrate young talent in Hollywood. The Willis girls are no longer young so they had to sneak into the event pretending to be teamsters dropping off the tables. The more normal jawline babies Bruce keeps adding to his collection, the more the original daughters like Scout realize they need to step up their game. Flashing her tits in a Macao street hooker top probably wasn't first on her...read more