By Lex May 07, 2014 @ 12:08 PM
I have to imagine the other gals in Tamara Ecclestone’s mommy and me group hate her like a dog hates bathes, if that dog had postpartum mood swings and access to a kitchen full of knives. It’s one thing to be an heiress to a billion dollar fortune, it’s another to have perfect abs less than two minutes after giving birth. Only hot au pairs banging their host daddies are supposed to look this good pushing infants in strollers. This kind of bikini mom shit throws the natural order into chaos. As does my thinking about how fucking lucky that kid is to be suckling on those boobs six times a day. Mommy, make it stop.
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By Lex March 15, 2013 @ 3:53 PM
Upon further review, basically, staring more and more at Tamara Ecclestone’s inflated tubes, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’d still let her be my super rich bitchy wife. Why not? If you’re going to choose to spend the rest of your life with just one woman, might as well have her screaming at you about stupid shit while you’re on the deck of your yacht, or behind the wheel of your Lamborghini. Because trust me when I say that hearing the shrill voice of the sour side of a relationship while you’re behind the wheel of a ’98 Forester can truly suck.
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By Bill March 13, 2013 @ 4:56 PM
Tamara Ecclestone is rich. She and her sister are heiresses to the Bernie Ecclestone F1 Racing fortune. It’s supposed to be well over a billion dollars. Tamara’s sister, Petra, started buying up shit in L.A. with her money. Like the Aaron Spelling mansion. And purses. Tamara pretends to run a lingerie company but it doesn’t do much. And it doesn’t have to. Because she’s rich, and has big fake boobs and looks amazing in a bikini. Any one of those three would be enough. But she’s got the trifecta. Which means she’s destined to find a man and destroy his will to live.
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By brendon August 16, 2011 @ 5:14 PM
If you don’t know, Tamara Ecclestone is the 27-year-old daughter of Bernie Ecclestone, the billionaire president of Formula One racing. Her 23-year-old sister Petra is the one who paid 85 million dollars in July to buy the Aaron Spelling mansion in Holmby Hills.
Point being, today is slow and Tamara posted a picture of herself in a bikini on her twitter. Which follows a month of her and Petra hanging out on a yacht in a bikini. It would be easy to say that they’re like a better looking version of the Hilton sisters, but that hardly seems like a compliment. You could say the same thing if you were watching ‘White Chicks’.
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