Tamara Ecclestone Defined By Breastfeeding

By Lex December 16, 2015 @ 9:47 AM

Tamara Ecclestone Continues To Breastfeed
Tamara Ecclestone has joined the chorus of women fighting the stigma of breastfeeding that doesn’t exist by sharing photos of her nursing excessively old toddlers. Ecclestone follows the pro forma breastfeeding dogma by explaining that nursing is super duper natural and what everyone did for eons before bottles and nannies and organic mashed peas. Sort of like how everyone used to shit next to the acacia before indoor plumbing or whip their slaves for refusing to answer to Toby. As a retired heiress in her 20′s, Ecclestone has a lot of time to ponder on the enchantment of nursing and how she probably wouldn’t get the same public support for her other primary activity of high end boutique shopping. Keep the photos coming. It’s important to completely ignore the fact that nobody gives a shit what you do in private by making it excessively public. Lucky kid. I call next.

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Tamara Ecclestone Still Modeling

By Lex October 14, 2015 @ 10:06 AM

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This Formula One heiress continues to model even though she’s now a married mom, she doesn’t need the money, and she doesn’t seem particularly strong at modeling. Once you invest in the boobs it’s like going to med school. You kind of have to be a doctor. Regardless of your financial standing, your special identity is wrapped up in being semi attractive in bathing suits divorced women wear by the pool in Vegas. Tamara Ecclestone might stop when her son gets a little older and his friends start talking more openly about wanting to bang his mom’s titties. Or she might double down and do nudes. When people work for reasons other than a paycheck, there are no more rules.

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Tamara Ecclestone Is a Really Good Mother

By Lex May 07, 2014 @ 12:08 PM

Tamara Ecclestone In A Bikini With Her Stroller In Morocco
I have to imagine the other gals in Tamara Ecclestone’s mommy and me group hate her like a dog hates bathes, if that dog had postpartum mood swings and access to a kitchen full of knives. It’s one thing to be an heiress to a billion dollar fortune, it’s another to have perfect abs less than two minutes after giving birth. Only hot au pairs banging their host daddies are supposed to look this good pushing infants in strollers. This kind of bikini mom shit throws the natural order into chaos. As does my thinking about how fucking lucky that kid is to be suckling on those boobs six times a day. Mommy, make it stop.

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Tamara Ecclestone Switches to Pink

By Lex March 15, 2013 @ 3:53 PM


Upon further review, basically, staring more and more at Tamara Ecclestone’s inflated tubes, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’d still let her be my super rich bitchy wife. Why not? If you’re going to choose to spend the rest of your life with just one woman, might as well have her screaming at you about stupid shit while you’re on the deck of your yacht, or behind the wheel of your Lamborghini. Because trust me when I say that hearing the shrill voice¬†of the sour side of a relationship while you’re behind the wheel of a ’98 Forester can truly suck.

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Tamara Ecclestone Has Big Money and Big Boobs

By Bill March 13, 2013 @ 4:56 PM


Tamara Ecclestone is rich. She and her sister are heiresses to the Bernie Ecclestone F1 Racing fortune. It’s supposed to be well over a billion dollars. Tamara’s sister, Petra, started buying up shit in L.A. with her money. Like the Aaron Spelling mansion. And purses. Tamara pretends to run a lingerie company but it doesn’t do much. And it doesn’t have to. Because she’s rich, and has big fake boobs and looks amazing in a bikini. Any one of those three would be enough. But she’s got the trifecta. Which means she’s destined to find a man and destroy his will to live.

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Tamara Ecclestone has a good twitter

By brendon August 16, 2011 @ 5:14 PM

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If you don’t know, Tamara Ecclestone is the 27-year-old daughter of Bernie Ecclestone, the billionaire president of Formula One racing. Her 23-year-old sister Petra is the one who paid 85 million dollars in July to buy the Aaron Spelling mansion in Holmby Hills.

Point being, today is slow and Tamara posted a picture of herself in a bikini on her twitter. Which follows a month of her and Petra hanging out on a yacht in a bikini. It would be easy to say that they’re like a better looking version of the Hilton sisters, but that hardly seems like a compliment. You could say the same thing if you were watching ‘White Chicks’.

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