Lindsay Lohan is naked (no not really)

There's a picture everywhere today (uncensored full size copy here), purportedly showing Lindsay Lohan topless in a promo for Inferno, a movie that never really existed but one that she got fired from anyway. In reality, the picture shows Tamara Mellon, the millionaire founder of Jimmy Choo who was at one time attached to star in this pretend movie, and I guess that was enough for the hack director to make her more

Tamara Mellon is topless, rich

Judging 'Project Runway' must be tough because Tamara Mellon, the founder and CEO of Jimmy Choo shoes, looked way better when she was in St. Barts with some topless girl just 8 months ago (here). Tamara got topless this time too (here), but I didn't see her lady friend. That's the bad news. The good news is that one of these pictures is also a treasure map, and on the trees behind Tamara you can see markers that more

afternoon headlines

BRUNO – the red-band NSFW trailer hit today (here or the source), and it’s filled with amazing advice, including how to defend your self against a man with two dildos. Oh of course, the backwards kick! Next time is gonna be different. (source = trailer park)JENNIFER HUDSON – the Oscar winner doesn’t want people to cry for her when they think back to the tragedies in her life. Done and done, baby. (source = star) more

this chick has good timing - update

Tamara Mellon picked a good time to break-up with Christian Slater and then go to Hawaii in a bikini, because today she’s the most famous person on earth doing anything even remotely interesting. She’s not that hot, but she is the founder of Jimmy Choo shoes, so she’s rich as hell, and she puts on suntan lotion like it's her secret lover (settle down baby). To be honest I’m more interested in her juggy lady friend. more