Lindsay Lohan is naked (no not really)

By brendon December 08, 2010 @ 4:56 PM

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There’s a picture everywhere today (uncensored full size copy here), purportedly showing Lindsay Lohan topless in a promo for Inferno, a movie that never really existed but one that she got fired from anyway.

In reality, the picture shows Tamara Mellon, the millionaire founder of Jimmy Choo who was at one time attached to star in this pretend movie, and I guess that was enough for the hack director to make her pose for naked pictures. I guess that’s his thing. He pretends to be a director and gets some sexy girl to take her clothes off. It’s a pretty sleazy move, and any girl should run in this situation. Unless I’m the director, in which case relax baby. Look, I put out fresh fruit and everything, it’s all very classy.

(NOTE – Tamara Mellon is also the girl who was on St Barts all last summer, on the island with her occasionally topless ladyfriends for some sun and a box lunch, if you catch my drift.)

Tamara Mellon is topless, rich

By brendon December 21, 2009 @ 3:47 PM

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Judging ‘Project Runway’ must be tough because Tamara Mellon, the founder and CEO of Jimmy Choo shoes, looked way better when she was in St. Barts with some topless girl just 8 months ago (here). Tamara got topless this time too (here), but I didn’t see her lady friend. That’s the bad news.  The good news is that one of these pictures is also a treasure map, and on the trees behind Tamara you can see markers that lead to Blackbeards Gold. The other bad news is you have to do a bunch of reading to figure out the clues.  What am I, a doctor? 

(source = fame pictures and splash news online)

afternoon headlines

By brendon April 02, 2009 @ 12:52 PM

BRUNO – the red-band NSFW trailer hit today (here or the source), and it’s filled with amazing advice, including how to defend your self against a man with two dildos.  Oh of course, the backwards kick!  Next time is gonna be different.  (source = trailer park)

JENNIFER HUDSON – the Oscar winner doesn’t want people to cry for her when they think back to the tragedies in her life.  Done and done, baby. (source = star)

TAMARA MELLON – Christian Slater’s ex and the founder of Jimmy Choo is still in St. Barts, feeling her own breasts and hanging out with topless girls.  Good news for us, bad news for this poor bastard if by some miracle his wife is reading this right now.  (image source = splash)

this chick has good timing – update

By brendon March 31, 2009 @ 1:53 PM

Tamara Mellon picked a good time to break-up with Christian Slater and then go to Hawaii in a bikini, because today she’s the most famous person on earth doing anything even remotely interesting.  She’s not that hot, but she is the founder of Jimmy Choo shoes, so she’s rich as hell, and she puts on suntan lotion like it's her secret lover (settle down baby).  To be honest I’m more interested in her juggy lady friend.  The one with the olive skin.  Unfortunately she’s only in three pictures.  So there are only Three Olive pictures, if you will. 

UPDATE – Just adding some more pictures of Tamara and her lady friend.  These raise some obvious questions, such as, “how often do you think they have sex” and, “do you think they're having sex right now?”  The answer is "lots" and "yes".   When girls hang out, it's always either for witchcraft or french-kissing.

(image source = fame)