Tan Mom Is A Celebrity Boxer Now

April 23, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Tomorrow night in Pennsylvania, Patricia Krentcil, AKA the Tan Mom, will be introduced to Ang Cottone, AKA MILF Mom, in a press conference for World Xtreme Entertainment‘s Celebrity Boxing. The two women have agreed to “fight” each other in a three-round boxing match, and the date and location of the fight will be announced tomorrow […]

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Tan Mom Is Single, Happy, Braless

November 8, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Once you get past the heavy drinking and twisted parenting and emotionally retarded need for middle-aged porn attention, Tan Mom has a lot to offer her next soul mate. For instance, her weathered skin can survive pending extreme climate change and she can live entirely off expired canned tomato products. Also, she hates bras, so […]

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Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Divorcing Her Husband

November 5, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Everyone’s favorite drunken leather purse, Patricia Krentcil the tanning mom, is splitting up with her husband Richard. The reason? He failed a lie detector test about fidelity on the TV show The Test. That and apparently he has a small dick. She talks about it in her horribly awful stand-up routine (see below). You’ll recall […]

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Farrah Abraham Was Kicked Out Of Rehab

July 10, 2013 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

Today was supposed to be the day that fame-seeking attention whore and butt sex aficionado Farrah Abraham was released from rehab, after she entered a program in South Florida to make people talk about her more. So it was a little surprising when she Tweeted on Monday that she was already done with her treatment, […]

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Tanning Mom Sent to Airport Detox

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

How many times are we going to see this same story played out? A negligent mother gaining fame by UV cooking her little daughter, only to see that fame turn into a sordid tale of Hollywood ambition, naked photos, pornography, nightclub appearances, and ultimately burned out and drunk in a Minneapolis airport and forced into […]

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