I was always partial to the Goth chicks back in high school. It was easy to pretend that they looked good behind all that dramatic makeup and if you were willing to whisper shit like, ‘I bet your parents would hate me,’ you had a pretty good shot at getting lucky. But after high school the whole Goth thing seemed kind of tired. Back a couple or three years when Taylor Momsen was the world’s most rebellious teenager, her whole dark brooding spoiled suburban girl thing totally worked. But now a couple months away from twenty, nobody wants to hear about how not getting a Beemer for your sweet sixteen is why you’ll always be the Woman in Black. Even the Dark Lord grows weary of your long face. So wipe off a pound of that makeup and maybe show us your tits? It’s time to enter the circle of adults.
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When Taylor was seventeen and on tour, she’d flash her duct tape covered boobs to the audience as a sign of appreciation for knowing the words to her one song.
