Taylor Swift crashed a Kennedy wedding, refused to leave

By brendon August 22, 2012 @ 4:08 PM

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Taylor Swift was all smiles as she and her new boyfriend Conor Kennedy visited the gravesite of his mother, Mary Kennedy, who hung herself in May, but her inappropriate and overly familiar behavior didn’t stop there.

Taylor Swift crashed the Kennedy wedding in Boston over the weekend and did not leave after being twice asked to do so, the mother of the bride, Victoria Gifford Kennedy, told the Boston Herald yesterday.

Well Swift’s publicist says Kennedy is lying. She says the bride was thrilled to have her cousins summer girlfriend be the center of attention on her wedding day, so maybe this is a simple misunderstanding.

“They texted me an hour before the wedding and asked if they could come,” Vicki Kennedy said. “I responded with a very clear, ‘Please do not come.’ They came anyway. … I personally went up to Ms. Swift, whose entrance distracted the entire event, politely introduced myself to her, and asked her as nicely as I could to leave. It was like talking to a ghost. She seemed to look right past me.”

I would tread very lightly right now if I were you Vicki Kennedy. You are on very thin ice. Unless you want to turn on the radio next year and hear a shrill pubescent voice singing that you were a mean asshole to a sweet little angel for absolutely no reason, you’ll say “no comment” next time someone asks you about Taylor Swift.

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what ex-boyfriend is Taylor Swift attacking now?

By brendon August 14, 2012 @ 4:37 PM

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Taylor Swifts next album will be out in October and the first single, which was released today (hear it here), is called ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’.

Naturally, it’s about a real ex-boyfriend who was a total jerk and played nothing but mind games with poor sweet Taylor, because yes, that totally happened once again. Just like it did in the songs she wrote about John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhall and Joe Jonas among others, or the one she wrote about Kanye West interrupting her.

Here are some of the lyrics. Keep in mind that Taylor Swift is 22 years old.

I’m really gonna miss you picking fights
And me, falling for a screaming that I’m right
And you, will hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine

I used to think, that we, were forever ever ever
And I used to say never say never
Huh, he calls me up and he’s like, I still love you
And I’m like, I’m just, I mean this is exhausting, you know
We are never getting back together, like ever

Oh my God I fucking hate this cunt. It’s like having a girl text you during a temper tantrum, except she’s singing it. And the music is so empty and sterile and pointless and awful, it makes Dora the Explorer songs about teamwork sound like fucking Slipknot.

(image source of taylor in another geriatric swimsuit with her new boyfriend conor kennedy at the kennedy compound in hyannis this weekend = inf)

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Taylor Swift “humiliated” John Mayer

By brendon June 06, 2012 @ 11:01 AM

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John Mayer tells Rolling Stone that he was humiliated by Taylor Swift, perhaps because she laughed when he took his pants off for the first time, a pain I know all too well, though in hindsight I wish I had read the article first before volunteering that.

Mayer says that he was “really humiliated” by Taylor Swift’s song “Dear John,” which (she) allegedly wrote about him.
“It made me feel terrible. Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.”
“I never got an e-mail. I never got a phone call. I was really caught off-guard.”

At that point he stopped with the personal insults. And started with the profesional ones.

“I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting. I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”

Well then John should abuse his talent too and write a song called “678-61-9134″, or whatever her social security number is, and then have lyrics like, “Taylor Swift, who lives on 612 Doheny Road in Beverly Hills…” And then he could be like Taylor again and deny that the song is about anyone in particular, and really just about relationships in general. I hear ya John, I’ve been there too, buddy.

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Taylor Swift just gave away $4 million

By brendon May 17, 2012 @ 1:05 PM

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Taylor Swift gets made fun of a lot, and it’s all 100 percent justified, but by almost all accounts she’s a perfectly nice person (assuming you didn’t used to date her). So it’s really not that shocking that she just donated $4 million dollars to fund music education. MTV says…

The six-time Grammy winner has donated $4 million to the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum in Nashville to fund what will now be known as the Taylor Swift Education Center, an exhibit and classroom space scheduled to open in 2014.
The planned education center will be more than 7,500 square feet spread over two stories (with) three classrooms and exhibit space. The expansion will allow the museum to dramatically increase its youth education programs.

This is especially nice when you consider that educating kids about music will make them realize how awful Taylor Swift songs are. Either that or she didn’t really think this through.

(image source of taylor shopping at victorias secret = fame/flynet)

Taylor Swift looks pretty good without makeup

By brendon February 28, 2012 @ 2:28 PM

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In December, Lancome had to pull a Taylor Swift ad because they used so much photoshop on it, which is weird because she’s only 22, and, as you can see in these pictures of her this morning at LAX, she actually looks ok without any makeup. It’s a real testament to Lancomes product. Here, buy some stuff that will make you look almost exactly like you did before, unless you know how to backlight yourself and gaze longingly.

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someones about to get some songs written about him

By brendon February 08, 2012 @ 6:57 PM

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Taylor Swift was probably pretty disappointed when she didn’t get a part in the upcoming film version of ‘Les Misérables’, especially since her boyfriend got the part he was going for in the same movie. That could make things a little awkward when she goes and visits him on the set.

Luckily he figured out a solution to that little problem. AOL says…

After losing out on the dream role of Eponine, Taylor Swift has reportedly been dealt another blow since being dumped by her new beau, actor Eddie Redmayne.
Taylor and Eddie were set to co-star in the ‘Les Mis’ flick together and (had) quickly gotten close as they prepped for filming. “They hung out in New York City with the movie’s execs. And Taylor developed feelings for him fast.”
However, when she was passed over, Redmayne’s feelings allegedly went from hot to cold. “Eddie’s not interesting in a long-distance relationship. The elements were against them. It’s a shame.”

I’m sure Taylor is annoying to date but this guy really does sound like an asshole. Unless he’s the guy from “Momento”, I’m pretty sure he could go film a movie for three weeks and then just come back to her. Stop being so dramatic, jackass.