taylor just wants to move on

By brendon September 16, 2009 @ 3:45 PM

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After her appearance on ‘the View’ yesterday, Kanye West was able to get Taylor Swift on the phone and personally apologize for interrupting her onstage at the VMAs. And not that she was dwelling on it all that much to begin with, but now she wants to extra-not dwell on it all that much. Fox says…

“I think my overall thought process went something like, ‘Wow, I can’t believe I won. This is awesome. Don’t trip and fall. I’m going to get to thank the fans. This is so cool. Oh, Kanye West is here. Cool haircut. What are you doing there? And then ouch. And then, I guess I’m not going to thank the fans,’” she said.
So while everyone is still buzzing over the beef, Swift herself is apparently over it.
“Taylor doesn’t want to talk about it anymore,” said a source. “She’s was a bit overwhelmed by all the attention and trying to move past it.”

It’s too bad Taylor is so nice. Kanye looked like he was gonna kill himself Monday on Leno. She could have made dress up as a giant piece of fruit or something. Or maybe a little Shirley Temple outfit with the dress and the lollipop and the golden locks, and then let the audience throw fish and tomatoes at him. That would have been adorable.

(hq jump here. source = splash news online)

Kanye really is sorry

By brendon September 15, 2009 @ 3:20 AM

Kanye West honored his commitment and appeared on the premier of the Jay Leno show last night, but before performing with Rihanna and JayZ he sat down and HOLY SHIT someone take away this dudes belts and shoelaces before he kills himself. I think its safe to say he really is sorry about crashing Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

Yeah, it’s been extremely difficult. I just — just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist or from anyone, because I only wanted to help people. My entire life, I’ve only wanted to give and do something that I felt was right. And I immediately knew in the situation that it was wrong, and it wasn’t a spectacle or just — you know, it’s actually someone’s emotions, you know, that I stepped on. And it was very — it was just — it was rude, period. And, you know, I’d like to be able to apologize to her in person.

When asked if Kanyes public apology was sincere and enough that Taylor could forgive the horrible things hes done, Rihanna said, “is this all some kind of elaborate joke?”

afternoon headlines

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 6:32 PM

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KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he’s a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be hard to not mention last night. Of course Kanye will probably take the microphone and yell at everyone so Jays questions won’t really matter anyway. (ap)

WHITNEY HOUSTON – tells Oprah that Bobby Brown once spit in her face. No one likes a tattle-tale Whitney. (ny daily news)

BRITNEY SPEARS – saw a male model named Bekim Trenova in a magazine and decided he should be her boyfriend, so she faked an audition for one of her videos. When he arrived there was no camera crew, just Britney. “But Bekim found the whole thing ‘weird’ and made a polite but excuse ridden escape.” That’s why my fake production office is surrounded by a wall of fire. (ny daily news)

JAYDE NICOLE – Hef may be (is) 1900 years old, but his penises decision making is mint condition. Jayde Nicole is awesome, like a discount Megan Fox, and this months Playmate (Kimberly Phillips – nsfw pic and centerfold) is even hotter. Point being, Jayde hit Miami Beach today with her family but without her dumbass boyfriend. In fact they haven’t been together in almost a week. Don’t worry Jayde, I get the message. Loud and clear. You want me to kill Brody Jenner. I’m way ahead of you.
(10 more pictures here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)

kanye is really sorry

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 12:13 PM

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You knew the caps-lock key was gonna catch a beating once Kanye sobered up and someone told him what he did to Taylor Swift.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

He can’t be that sorry because he does this sort of thing all the time. Award shows should tag him like scientists do with caribou, and whenever they see his red dot moving toward the stage, they can put up the Kanye “technical difficulties” card until he’s done ruining everyone’s night. The one I made is just a suggestion. The real ones will be a lot better. Like one could have a Kanye in a straight jacket running away from men in white coats as they try to catch him with those big butterfly nets.

why did kanye do it?

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 4:40 AM

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There may never be any way to know for sure why Kanye West stormed the stage last night and interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted Best Female Video at the MTV VMA’s. Oh wait never mind. It turns out there is a way, and that way would be to look at the pictures of him before the show as he got drunk as hell. We did it! We cracked the case!

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Kanye really is a dick

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 3:55 AM

I don’t know what phrase means the exact opposite of “Breaking News”, but if you know it, write it down on a post-it note and stick it on your computer screen in front of the headline, because the (insert phrase here) from last nights MTV VMA’s was that Kanye West is an asshole who must be the center of attention at all times or he’ll throw a hissy fit.

The first winner of the night, Taylor Swift for best female video, was rudely and quickly interrupted by Kanye West, who cut off her acceptance speech. He stole the microphone to announce that fellow nominee Beyoncé had “one of the greatest videos of all time,” in “Single Ladies.”
“I was standing on stage and I was really excited because I’d just won the award and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage,” Swift recalled after the show. “And then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”

It’s too bad Taylor is so nice. Because if Kanye was surprised that Beyonce didn’t win the award, imagine how shocked he would be to have that same award broken off in his ass.