Ted Nugent Alone Figures Shit Out

Gun rights activists are akin to pro-choice activists on the opposite end of the political spectrum. The doomsday rhetoric doesn't really match the practical ease of access on the ground. You can obtain pretty much any non-combat weapon you want in this country whenever you want. After five Republican administrations since Roe v. Wade, you can still grab an abortion at the corner clinic with fifteen minutes notice and...read more

Wait, You Can Pay Ted Nugent To Go Away?

The town of Longview, TX paid Ted Nugent a deer carcass full of money to NOT appear at a city function. The Motor City nut job was scheduled to play Cat Scratch Fever or whatever at the Maude Cobb Convention and Activity Center during their Fourth of July show. The townsfolk were pissed off about this because, you know, Ted Nugent is a crazy asshole that even rednecks got tired of long ago. So, Longview offered him...read more

Ted Nugent Says Harvey Weinstein Is A Nazi

Ted Nugent shot off his ever open mouth again when he equated Miramax mogul Harvey Weinstein with the Nazis. Mind you, Weinstein is Jewish. But that didn't stop Ted from invoking the world's most overused analogy. It all started when Weinstein announced that he was going to make an anti-NRA movie in which, "We're going to take this issue head on, and they're going to wish they weren't alive after I'm done with them."...read more

President Nugent Would Be Not Boring

Ted Nugent is threatening torun for public office. For those not familiar, Ted Nugent is the lunatic that loves to kill things with simple weapons and may or may not have a feline transmitted skin infection. He also plays music. Ted thinks that he can do a better job than the assholes of both parties in Washington: "I'm being pushed pretty hard to run for public office and I believe my sense of logic, my sense of...read more

Mrs. Ted Nugent Arrested For Taking Gun Into Airport

Ted Nugent's wife Shemane, (yes, her name is fucking Shemane), was arrested after she brought a gun into an airport terminal in Dallas. Apparently, Mrs. Cat Scratch Fever forgot that you can't take loaded weapons on or near an airplane. The Dallas/Ft. Worth Airport cops took her away and it's unclear what happened after that. In Shemane's defense, have you ever seen the part of town the Dallas airport is in? I...read more