Farrah Abraham Isn't Welcome Back To Teen Mom

Not that I'm bragging or anything, but I can name two former Teen Mom stars – Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans. We all know the first one because she thinks that she's a celebrity ever since she faked a sex tape with the most recognized male porn star in the world, and despite claiming that she's now a good Christian girl, she is releasing a line of smut novels. The other one is an idiot drunk who has been arrested...read more

Another Teen Mom Gets Out of Jail

Look at your name tag. If you're on an MTV reality show, you're probably already dead. Or, if you're the lucky one, paroled early out of a prison in Indiana like Teen Mom Amber Portwood. Amber was in prison because she chose corrections over court-ordered rehab. Apparently, the snatch tastes less like asparagus in the Big House. Just think of how the other Teen Moms have passed her by with all the fun stuff while she...read more

the star of 'Teen Mom' is in a bikini

Just to be clear that's not Jenelle Evans, the star of Teen Mom, in the headline. That's Page 3 model Leilani Dowding on Miami beach yesterday, about 10 minutes before she finally took off that suffocating bikini top and playfully splashed around in the water (NSFW). Now prepare for all the happiness Leilani brought to be snuffed out because the star of High School Whore did in fact put on a bikini and go to tropical...read more