Bella Thorne Has It Figured Out

August 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know how old this Disney girl really is. Her mom says she’s sixteen. But it’s like Dominican ball players. You want to be able to tell producers in Hollywood my kid can act and sing and has... READ MORE

The Ninja Turtles Did 9/11 And Shit Around The Web

July 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Michael Bay is in shitload of fake trouble after releasing a poster for the shitty looking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that looks like they are falling from an exploding World Trade Center. In response, Michael Bay said, fuck you,... READ MORE

Megan Fox Is April O’Neil On The Set Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Megan Fox and Will Arnett spent yesterday filming some scenes for the upcoming Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot in Manhattan, and it’s kind of sad that I almost forgot that Megan was still an actress. Remember when... READ MORE