Human Pug Calls Sofia Vergara a Bitch

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Entitlement attitude will always lead to an argument. No middle aged woman with five pounds of make up on her face has ever been happy for a woman hotter and younger than her. Sofia Vergara vs. Teresa Giudice, round one.


Teresa Guidice Has Her Daughter Looking Money

June 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Teresa Guidice and Joe Guidice of the Real Housewives program were granted non-concurrent felony sentences by the judge so that one of the parents might be home during the impressionable years sleaze training of their many daughters.


Teresa Giudice Prison Wifing Well

March 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Teresa Giudice capitalized on her less than a year in prison for bankruptcy fraud by writing a tell all book about being the nine-thousandth pudgy Jersey girl in designer jeans to go to prison for grifting. She saw two women fooling around. Also, somebody stole her toothbrush, the food was old bologna, and the hot […]


Teresa Giudice Hard Time Soft Body

February 10, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Teresa Guidice is selling her book about hard time in a minimum security Federal penitentiary for eleven months. She found the entire experience exhausting and demeaning to her as a respectable Northern Jersey grifter. The showers were often cold and the mattresses were used. She stayed hard with the rigors of daily yoga and Pilates […]


Teresa Guidice Memoirs Seem Particularly Shitty

February 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bravo TV’s Teresa Guidice just spent fifteen months in jail for bankruptcy fraud. Her husband is about to do thirty nine months. The judge ordered them to serve stints consecutively so one parent would always be around to guide their young teen daughters into the next generation of reality star whores. This nation used to […]


Teresa Giudice Has Been Unleashed And Shit Around The Web

December 24, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Watch out prostitution whores, greasy tranny Teresa Giudice is out of prison and ready to class up New Jersey again. You’ll recall that she was jailed for doing a bunch of illegal financial shit with her thick-necked husband. It’s a Christmas miracle for us all! And by miracle I mean fucking tragedy. (TMZ) I never […]


Teresa Giudice Seems Like a Happy Prisoner

April 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Teresa Giudice is on the cover of US Weekly with her smiling family visiting her in prison. They’re either putting on a brave face or they’re just kind of excited the shower drains at home aren’t constantly clogged up for the first time in forever. The story is really about how Teresa’s daughters are coping […]


Teresa Giudice An Ideal Mother

January 5, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia posted a photo of the two of them ringing in the holidays before Mom heads to the slammer for fifteen months for fraud. They are wearing coordinated ensembles which were paid for with other people’s money. Giudice has reportedly been telling her young daughters she is going to prison to research a book […]


Teresa Giudice Sues Her Lawyer

December 4, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suing your own attorney is an exercise in futility akin to shaving your own balls or cooking your own thai food. You’re clearly out of good options. Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey is rolling the dice. She was handed a 15 month prison sentence for bankruptcy fraud because she did not disclose […]


Joe And Teresa Giudice Go To Jail And Shit Around The Web

October 3, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Reality TV stars Joe and Teresa Giudice are going to jail for tax fraud. Before they are locked up and raped repeatedly by people who don’t give a shit so much about you being a Bravo! Housewives star, bright white toothed Andy Cohen is going to interview them and pretend television exposure was good for […]