Teresa Giudice Prison Wifing Well

Teresa Giudice capitalized on her less than a year in prison for bankruptcy fraud by writing a tell all book about being the nine-thousandth pudgy Jersey girl in designer jeans to go to prison for grifting. She saw two women fooling around. Also, somebody stole her toothbrush, the food was old bologna, and the hot water rarely worked in the showers. So, every budget sleep-away camp ever. I just saved you $19.95. Her...read more

Teresa Giudice Hard Time Soft Body

Teresa Guidice is selling her book about hard time in a minimum security Federal penitentiary for eleven months. She found the entire experience exhausting and demeaning to her as a respectable Northern Jersey grifter. The showers were often cold and the mattresses were used. She stayed hard with the rigors of daily yoga and Pilates workouts. She's still overweight so it's unclear precisely how rigorous. Guidice's in...read more

Teresa Guidice Memoirs Seem Particularly Shitty

Bravo TV's Teresa Guidice just spent fifteen months in jail for bankruptcy fraud. Her husband is about to do thirty nine months. The judge ordered them to serve stints consecutively so one parent would always be around to guide their young teen daughters into the next generation of reality star whores. This nation used to need farmers. Guidice is legally freeto turn her prison time into attention and money for...read more

Teresa Giudice Has Been Unleashed And Shit Around The Web

Watch out prostitution whores, greasy tranny Teresa Giudice is out of prison and ready to class up New Jersey again. You'll recall that she was jailed for doing a bunch of illegal financial shit with her thick-necked husband. It's a Christmas miracle for us all! And by miracle I mean fucking tragedy. (TMZ) I never tire of looking at Charlotte McKinney's titties. (Last Men On Earth) Alicia Vikander and Sonya...read more

Teresa Giudice Seems Like a Happy Prisoner

Teresa Giudice is on the cover of US Weekly with her smiling family visiting her in prison. They're either putting on a brave face or they're just kind of excited the shower drains at home aren't constantly clogged up for the first time in forever. The story is really about how Teresa's daughters are coping without their felonious mom around to give them strong guidance. They're telling the five year old that mom's at...read more

Teresa Giudice An Ideal Mother

Teresa Giudice's daughter Gia posted a photo of the two of themringing in the holidays before Mom heads to the slammer for fifteen months for fraud.They are wearing coordinated ensembles which were paid for with other people's money. Giudice has reportedly been telling her young daughters she is going to prison to research a book about prison. That seemslike a leap givenher previous passions consisted of buying shit...read more

Teresa Giudice Sues Her Lawyer

Suing your own attorney is an exercise in futility akin to shaving your own balls or cooking your own thai food. You're clearly out of good options. Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey is rolling the dice. She was handed a 15 month prison sentence for bankruptcy fraud because she did not disclose several sources of sheltered income and is now suing attorney James Kridel because he apparently did not make...read more

Joe And Teresa Giudice Go To Jail And Shit Around The Web

Reality TV stars Joe and Teresa Giudice are going to jail for tax fraud. Before they are locked up and raped repeatedly by people who don't give a shit so much about you being a Bravo! Housewives star, bright white toothed Andy Cohen is going to interview them and pretend television exposure was good for them in the long run. Read all about how long The Giudice's can expect to be forcibly sodomized. (TMZ) Katherine...read more

Teresa and Joe Giudice Seem Less Innocent Now

You can only protest your innocence for so long before the court date arrives and you need to look contrite and beg the judge for leniency as you plead guilty to lying, cheating, and stealing. Joe and Teresa Giudice, of Real Housewives of New Jersey fame, were facing up to 30 years in prison for making up bankruptcy debts, then making a bunch of dough from Bravo and hiding that from Uncle Sam as well. Pretty standard...read more

Joe Giudice Might Be Cheating On Horrible Wife Teresa

Soon to be convicted criminal Joe Giudice is apparently cheating on his banshee wife Teresa with some random chick. The greasy fraud was spotted by RadarOnline 30 miles from home having lunch with a woman who was hiding behind a big hat and sunglasses. During the meal he repeatedly reached out and touched her with his salami styled fingers. Joe has been in serious trouble for fraud and financially shady shit that's...read more

Teresa Giudice Pleads Not Guilty, Signs Some Cookbooks

Teresa Giudice made the classic courthouse to book signing turnaround, in front of a judge saying 'not guilty' then hustling her ass off to sign copies of her new cookbook, How to Grill Like a Lockdown Bull Dyke, or something like that. But that's the thing about people who are into fraud, they love to grill. Photo Credit: INFphoto.comread more

Will Teresa Giudice Turn On Her Husband Like She Turned on Swimsuits That Fit?

According to an unreliable gossip blog quoting an unknown attorney not involved at all with the Guidice case, Teresa Guidice may try to get a plea deal by turning on her husband in the couple's mutual fraud case. It wouldn't be the first time a reality TV star acted in a completely self-interested and ratty manner. Not even the first time today. If Teresa doesn't figure some shit out, she could face up to fifty years...read more

Teresa Giudice May Have Whacked "The Real Housewives Of New Jersey"

Loudmouth embarrassment to Italian-Americans, Teresa Giudice, may have sunk her own show with her criminal activity. Bravo is seriously considering cancelling The Real Housewives of New Jersey in the wake of her and her 'roided out husband Joe being charged with 38 counts of financial fraud. We told you a few days ago that the greasy couple is facing up to 30 years in prison for committing bankruptcy fraud and hiding...read more

Teresa And Joe Giudice Indicted For Bank Fraud

There's really nothing more satisfying than when a reality star goes to prison. I mean, short of a sex tape from the few good looking ones, this is the best you can hope for. It's some kind of Karmic justice against all the annoying people in the world wrapped up into the cell block rape of some identifiable names. I've never seen the Real Housewives of New Jersey because I have male parts, but I'm told Teresa Giudice...read more