Teri Hatcher organized a “Red Carpet Yard Sale” for St. Jude Children’s Hospital over the weekend, and when asked what her goal was, she cocked her head back like C3PO and spoke out of the middle of her lips since that’s the only part of her face not frozen into stone by botox and said…
“Rell, ren hildren get shick, ofden dimes, dere ramaries cannot pay der mills, and rut re hope to ashieve is…”
Umm, so, I think most of the kids thought she was a statue and once she started talking they began yelling about a monster and it was hard to hear what she was saying, so I didn’t catch all of it, but I’ll assume it was more good stuff like that.
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Someone sent these pictures of Teri Hatcher in Cabo, and I think they're new but I'm not positive. I am positive that she should arrange for all of her pictures to be taken like this. From as far away as possible. Because here she looks okay for once. If the photographer likes her, here’s how all of her shoots should go from now on: "Okay, Teri, take a step back for me. One more. A few more. Okay a few more. Little more. Little more. Good. Good. That’s it. Little more. Little more. Take a step back for me. Good. Good. Okay a few more. Okay now put on those glasses. And get behind that tree. Okay now take a step back. One more. Take a step. Lookin good. Lets try one more. Okay put your right foot back. Now the left…"
And it would just kind of go on like that until the curve of the earth starts to rise up and block her feet.
At last nights star-packed American Idol, "Idol Gives Back" concert, even Teri Hatcher got on stage and sang. For some reason. And she was apparently backed up by James Denton, also of "Desperate Housewives", and someone who might be that Aussie dude from "House". I don’t know what they called the band, but "Sticky McNoSing and the Dorktones" seems like a logical guess.
The Sundance Film Festival opens this Thursday, and for some inexplicable reason Teri Hatcher is there already. She doesn't have a movie at Sundance mind you, but who cares. She's sooo hot. I'm getting all turned on. I didn't even realize I was taking my clothes off, but look, there they are.
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Teri Hatcher is being sued for over 2 million dollars by a cosmetics company called Hydroderm for breach of contract. In 2005, Hatcher signed a deal to exclusively promote Hydroderm products and specifically a lip gloss called Lip Serum. Despite that, she immediately began to promote a lip gloss for a rival company called CityLips. Hydrodrem claims Hatcher was actually promoting 17 other companies, despite an exclusive deal with them. The Daily Mail says:
According to the suit, last summer the company learned Hatcher was also promoting CityLips, a lip plumper made by City Cosmetics which competes with Hydroderm's lip plumper, called Volumizing Lip Serum.
Hatcher appeared in promotional materials for CityLips, said she was a "fan" of the product, credited it with "helping her appear beautiful at an awards event," and gave CityLips gift bags to guests at her birthday party.
The suit also alleges that Hatcher promoted other products, but does not name them.
"Hatcher's name, image and likeness have been linked to so many competitors' products (at least 17!) that it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful," said the lawsuit.
It really is anyone’s guess as to what products keep her looking so young and sexy. Lip gloss? Botox? Gypsy potions? If I saw a picture of Teri Hatcher followed by the words "lip gloss", I would assume it was some kind of warning. There should be a banner at the bottom with a skull and crossbones and then, "Side effects may include thin manly lips, facial paralysis, giganticism, inappropriately high self esteem, and a general poor attitude. Do not use Lip Serum if you are pregnant or may become pregnant. Lip Serum is made from a gel found only on a smoldering rock we saw in our yard one day that presumably fell to earth from outer space. Do not look directly at Lip Serum. Do not taunt Lip Serum."
Teri Hatcher attended the Dream Halloween charity for children affected by AIDS this weekend, and she went dressed as the Queen of Hearts from "Alice in Wonderland", because if it's one thing little kids high on painkillers need, it's to see horrifying old people dressed like storybook villains. Especially a villain who, "is quick to decree death sentences at the slightest offense. Her most famous line, one which she repeats often, is "Off with their heads!" It gives the kids a nice sense of dread and let's them know life is fleeting, and death can come at any second. Maybe next year she can come as the Grim Reaper or a germ.
