Despite having admitted to it before, Teri Hatcher has now come out and denied ever having had plastic surgery or using  Botox and she calls the rumors the she reads about herself on the internet "hurtful."  Teri says:

"I don't use Botox or Restylane and I've never had any surgery, no matter what you've read.  That's the one downside to fame - on any one day you can find loads of hideously mean things said about you online.  (My friend) keeps threatening to put these computer child locks on my computer so I can't torture myself. It hurts, you know?"

Teri Hatcher must not think very much of us, because it only takes an instant to find dozens of pictures of her where he face is as stiff as a necrophiliac’s date (like here for example).  She either has tons of botox or she sleeps in the freezer.  I can't even imagine how they get her to look remotely human on that TV show.  They must have a shaman for a makeup artist.  I'll bet you a hundred dollars she has a pentagram carved in her chest.

It's fun every time new pictures of Teri Hatcher come out because you can study them and try to figure out which part of her face is the most paralyzed with botox.  Her plastic surgeons treatment room must look like the crime scene for a hookers murder when she gets done, with dozens of empty needles and blood and bandages everywhere.  She doesn't even look remotely human anymore.  One time I grabbed her face and pulled, and there was a shiny metal skull with a glowing red eye underneath.  And then she picked me up by the throat and threw me across the room.  Then asked me if I was John Conner.  True story.



There are some people in Hollywood that you just never ever hear anything nice about, never a single complimentary first-hand story.  Teri Hatcher is one of those people.  And angel-on-earth Kathryn sent in an email which will be marked as exhibit number 14,392:

My company was a huge donor tonight at Project Angel Food's annual charity shopping event and gala called Divine Design.  Hatcher was supposed to be the "Woman of the Year" and it had been advertised as that for weeks.  She did not show and all they could say was "she is on Wisteria Lane" which is bullshit since the show is filmed about 10 minutes away from gala site … it was rude to the organization who does really great things and to the sponsors who paid a lot of money to be able to entertain clients.

God you pretentious bitch.  Can she even apologize like a normal human being.  "She is on Wisteria Lane" makes it sound like she was kidnapped by faries and a talking lion because only she can save us, when in reality the TV show probably ran late because her bratty ass wouldn’t leave her trailer till noon.  Not that I blame her.  Normally when things that look like Teri Hatcher walk around in the daylight, villagers poke it with sticks and wave torches at it.  Having mothers cover their kids eyes and Latin women saying, “SANTA MARIA!” and then making the sign of the cross when they see you probably isn’t the most confidence inspiring thing in the world.

(and yeah the pictures are about a year old, but I doubt she magically got beautifuler since then)