Terry Crews Lost A Friend Over Porn

August 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not sure what the prerequisites are anymore when it comes to qualifying as a victim. It seems like everyone who used to be bullied before has found strength in numbers on the internet. And they have quite the... READ MORE

Terry Crews Losing Movie Deals Over Me Too Suit

June 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being an uber buff black guy is pretty rough. The world expects you to be hyper-masculine and have zero tolerance for any kind of homoerotic horseplay. The absolute last thing anyone would expect is for someone with the stature... READ MORE

Terry Crews Setting Great Example For Sexual Assault Accusers

March 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you’re a female entertainer looking to cash-out after some A-list actor catcalled you, you may soon encounter a slight hiccup in the process leading to a large lottery-winnings-like settlement. Terry Crews is setting a scary precedent for women... READ MORE

Man Who Cupped Terry Crews’ Teabags Calls No Harm No Foul

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It would be nice if male on male sexual assault could be reviewed by referees like Zack Ertz’s 4th quarter Super Bowl LII catch. You could easily refer to the replay and determine if the man who allegedly groped... READ MORE

Terry Crews Sinking Fast, Plays Race Card

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Terry Crews had to know that the silent majority of red blooded males were going to turn on him when he joined the #MeToo sexual harassment victims choir.


Terry Crews Calls the Cops on His Groper

November 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Because even large muscular black men can be sexually harassed, Terry Crews went to the cops this week to officially report a reach around on his junk by Adam Venit, a big shot senior agent at William Morris Endeavor,... READ MORE

Terry Crews Shares His Sexual Assault Story

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Terry Crews took a break from his apologizing for standard male behavior videos to join the ranks of celebrities to disavow Harvey Weinstein in no uncertain terms. 


Terry Crews Still Hating on Porn

February 26, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since launching his massive apologizing for males tour a couple years back with a book and speaking tour, evangelical former NFL player and Old Spice body Terry Crews continues his crusade against obvious male behavior. He became fond of... READ MORE

Terry Crews Apologizes For Men, We’re All Good Now

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can read Vassar senior theses, peruse Jezebel forums, and decipher limericks Lena Dunham scribbles on the bathroom stall with her period blood that are simply hilarious, devour it all, the roots of modern feminism lay in the unapologetic... READ MORE