Tetyana Veryovkina Thongs in Miami

By Lex December 17, 2014 @ 1:33 PM

Tetyana Veryovkina Wears A Thong Bikini On The Beach In Miami
Why do our immigration plans never account for bringing in more good looking Russian women? If I were Obama I’d get that down home lingo back and haggle some. You give me five million non-inoculated peasants from Central America and I’ll give you one-thousand of the finest looking Russian chicks who call themselves models so you don’t have to feel guilty. You know the whooping cough crowd is coming anyhow. Break me open a couple cargo containers of Russian whores destined for other parts of the world and we can call it even.

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Tetyana Veryovkina Is Ukraine Strong

By Lex March 27, 2014 @ 12:59 PM

Tetyana Veryovkina In A Colorful Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Lots of people are glass is half empty on this whole Moscow making Ukraine its backwater bitch. As always, I try to look at the pollyanna rose-colored glasses side. The progression of Ukraine’s good looking women into international modeling and adult performance sectors of the economy is increasing exponentially. It used to be the Ukrainians would gather around the hottest girl in the village each Murckvog Day, hand her a goat’s bladder filled with pewter coins, and buy her a coach class train pass to Berlin to launch her into a life filled with a more viable currency. With the Russian Army inching ever closer, now Ukraine is assembling all women with most of their teeth and a relatively intact hymen, giving them half a pumpernickel and hard cheese sandwich, and dispersing them into the world like Jor-El as Krypton was crumbling. You’re going to have reasonably attractive Ukrainian women descending upon every high per-capita income nation of this earth. I don’t see how this not a great thing. Maybe the Russians took the dolphins, we get the girls. Stupid, Putin.

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