Tetyana Veryovkina in A Bikini

I can't pronounce this chick's name, but I know I'm ready to ace the ICE interview so I can earn her her green card. We've been dating since we met at the Learning Annex. She coos when I nibble on her Chernobyl toe. He favorite food is squash, baked, not boiled. Her... read more

Tetyana Veryovkina Thongs in Miami

Why do our immigration plans never account for bringing in more good looking Russian women? If I were Obama I'd get that down home lingo back and haggle some. You give me five million non-inoculated peasants from Central America and I'll give you one-thousand of the... read more

Tetyana Veryovkina Is Ukraine Strong

Lots of people are glass is half empty on this whole Moscow making Ukraine its backwater bitch. As always, I try to look at the pollyanna rose-colored glasses side. The progression of Ukraine's good looking women into international modeling and adult performance sectors... read more

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