Tetyana Veryovkina Is Ukraine Strong

By Lex March 27, 2014 @ 12:59 PM

Tetyana Veryovkina In A Colorful Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Lots of people are glass is half empty on this whole Moscow making Ukraine its backwater bitch. As always, I try to look at the pollyanna rose-colored glasses side. The progression of Ukraine’s good looking women into international modeling and adult performance sectors of the economy is increasing exponentially. It used to be the Ukrainians would gather around the hottest girl in the village each Murckvog Day, hand her a goat’s bladder filled with pewter coins, and buy her a coach class train pass to Berlin to launch her into a life filled with a more viable currency. With the Russian Army inching ever closer, now Ukraine is assembling all women with most of their teeth and a relatively intact hymen, giving them half a pumpernickel and hard cheese sandwich, and dispersing them into the world like Jor-El as Krypton was crumbling. You’re going to have reasonably attractive Ukrainian women descending upon every high per-capita income nation of this earth. I don’t see how this not a great thing. Maybe the Russians took the dolphins, we get the girls. Stupid, Putin.

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