By Lex January 27, 2015 @ 12:40 PM
Network television is inherently uninteresting because it lacks tits and swearing and grotesque violence and the other things that form the basic hierarchy of interesting viewing. Contestant Ashley on the Bachelor touted her virgin status then took off her bikini top to prove that she can both lie and follow producer instructions. The goal of the show is to become marketable enough to sell a diet powder when the series ends or if you’re lucky, become the second wife of an NFL player until your untimely death. I’ve never understood the allure of staged reality shows. I like real. I like fake. I don’t see the value of fake real. If my girlfriend is reading this, you don’t need to pretend. I don’t care that much. Let’s not get caught up in who’s getting what and when. It’ll all even out when you find a better boyfriend.
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By Matt January 15, 2015 @ 7:37 AM
Some idiot named Jordan Branch got black out drunk on The Bachelor and is blaming the show’s producers. It’s commonly known that reality show producers get participants drunk so they will act like sluts and assholes. That’s the foundation of reality television. It’s the bar at 3am. Else everyone would discover their last ounce of self-respect and go home. Being convinced to do embarrassing shit on national TV requires frat initiation volumes of drink. Also, Branch brought her own whiskey as a stunt and gave it to The Bachelor. Pretty sure the producers didn’t tell you to do that.
Branch claims she told the producers she had a problem holding her liquor prior to taping but they ignored her because they rightfully treat their contestants like stupid cattle. Branch is advocating for a chaperone be present on set who would cut people off when they’ve had too much to drink. Sophisticated tactics like that should happen around the same time people stop appearing on a TV show to find a spouse. You’re not the first or the last. Go underground for a few weeks and change your hair.
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By Lex October 23, 2013 @ 4:32 PM
Nikki Ferrell is on that reality show where a bunch of good looking woman compete for the chance to marry some dude with amazing hair. Most of the show contestants ultimately end up drunk or dead or worse, married to the Bachelor. I’m not sure why anyone buys into the scripted nonsense of these romance reality shows. I guess there’s just a universal need to feel that romance is still alive. I feed that need by watching porn. Less commercials than The Bachelor.
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By Lex August 15, 2013 @ 3:53 PM
Being on a TV reality show is probably the most dangerous job in America. You have to look to swing shift street cops in Baghdad before you can begin to approximate the at-risk exposure in the normal conduct of your occupation. Gia Allemand doubled down by being on The Bachelor and dating an NBA basketball player. That led her to kill herself. Her family’s statement said she was battling inner demons. Which I suppose is more vaguely comforting than knowing that it was The Bachelor who took her.
By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 11:49 AM
Courtney Robertson and Ben Flajnik went to Wet Republic at the MGM in Vegas over the weekend, and it didn’t say who they were so let’s just say they’re from ‘the Bachelor’. Because whenever there’s someone that you’ve never fucking heard of in your life but is apparently famous it’s a pretty good bet they’re from ‘the Bachelor’.
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