wednesday headlines

By brendon July 21, 2010 @ 11:00 AM

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THE RIDDLER – will be the villain (probably) in Christopher Nolans third Batman movie, and might be played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who Nolan just worked with in ‘Inception’. A better choice from ‘Inception’ would be Tom Hardy, who played the forger (and was unfuckingbelievable in ‘Bronson’). That dude is one of the best actors alive. But not as good as Sinamon, this stripper I met Friday. Turns out she just wanted my money. (first showing)

THE GOON – is one of the coolest looking comics around, and now the movie produced by David Fincher finally has a teaser trailer. Paul Giamatti and Clancy Brown voice the leads as mob enforcers who battle monsters. Like zombies. And I guess ghosts. Maybe the monster of bigotry. Or Eskimos, and litterbugs. Wow this is gonna be a long movie. (latino review)

BRITNEY SPEARS – was at a Crate and Barrel in Sherman Oaks yesterday, and I don’t usually post full size pictures in a post, but former sex objects don’t usually wear cut off dockers and hunting boots either. She probably left empty handed because she wanted to buy an actual barrel. The Spears family moonshine recipe is very specific about that. (fame)