The Grammys Didn't Suck as Bad as I Thought (VIDEO)

When you see French dudes in Buck Rogers villain masks, you're typically about to be sodomized to the scent of stale cigarettes and licorice. So consider last night's Grammy's to be less painful than expected. Sobering up from this morning's vitriol, I'm thinking now about Metallica playing with that Asian Van Cliburn dude, getting to see Madonna one more time before she dies, the look in Taylor Swift's eyes...read more

Grammys Misspell Dead Cory Monteith's Name

The Grammys effort to ride the long coattails of Dead Cory Monteith took a monumental fail last night when they fucked up the spelling of his name in their In Memorium tribute to musical artists keen enough to die before having to attend another Grammy awards. While most in the audience didn't notice the misspell, you can bet Glee fans with hands to short to masturbate took exception. I think Julie means like a...read more