'the Hobbit' is getting mixed reviews

The first three Lord of the Rings movies got a 92, a 96, and a 94 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, because movie critics are idiots. Those movies are fucking awful. They're long, slow, tedious, and have more gay characters than 'Project Runway'. 'The Hobbit' however, is down at around 71 percent so far today, the first day critics are allowed to post their reviews. The issue? The movie is long, slow, tedious, and, because...

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'the Hobbit' might look a little too good

As you may know, Peter Jackson is directing his two ‘Lord of the Rings' prequels in 3D and at 48 frames per second, twice the old standard of 24 frames per second. 'The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey' will be the first major movie filmed at this rate. Well today he screened 10 minutes of footage at CinemaCon in Las Vegas, and according to some, it sorta sucked. Because now the images are actually too crisp and clear,...

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