The Howe Twins plan to fuck their way famous in Hollywood took a giant leap forward when the ambitious monozygotics brought homemade cupcakes to their clubbing birthday party. It’s a pretty well known fact that men will move mountains... READ MORE

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The Howe Twins have come to America to fuck their way famous. Sounds crude, but it’s the truth, and it’s actually not all that crude, or new, or wrong. Judging by the looks on their faces leaving the Roosevelt... READ MORE

If you’re like me, you too have a friend like Stoner Steve. Stoner Steve is the dude not content just to get a little high and watch Spaceballs. No, Stoner Steve has to endlessly loop a lecture about how... READ MORE

The anticipation of what celebrities the Howe Twins are going to nail in Hollywood and then brag about in the tabloids is killing me. It’s impossible to narrow down the list of actors and athletes and musicians who will... READ MORE

The career goal of hot assy British twins should be to become famous for their fake tits and screwing famous soccer players. And, yes, if I had twin hot assy British daughters I’d tell them just the same. The... READ MORE