Chicago News Station Thinks Winter Olympics At P.F. Chang’s

February 13, 2018 | WTF | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a Chicagoan I disagree with media coverage that portrays us as Mad Max, but I absolutely agree with any coverage that portrays us as people who think about food 24/7. This Saturday our local ABC station accidentally identified... READ MORE

BREAKING: Winter Olympics Already Tragic Stupid And Boring

February 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We just received breaking news that the Winter Olympics are still a thing and that in record time this year’s event is already tragic stupid and boring. Today marked the opening ceremony of the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics on the... READ MORE

i hope she didn’t mush her baguette

February 19, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

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