Hollywood held its first few Halloween parties over the weekend, and all the usual attention whores found their way in front of the cameras. Lindsay Lohan was inspired by … umm, camel toe jokes, Haylie Duff went dressed as someone who just told a lie, and she and her sister found time to take pictures with … some dude. Probably a real UPS man, but they don't know what that is, so they dragged him onto the red carpet. Paris Hilton - gee here's a fuckin surprise - went dressed as a whore. Someone asked her what Halloween party she was going to and she said, "what's Halloween?" (zing!)
