WWTDD.com can now officially confirm earlier reports that Prince William married Kate Middleton today, in Paris according to my sources, thanks to this exclusive footage of the event. You would have thought someone else would have recorded this, on their phone or something, but as far as I know this is the only video around.
It’s a good thing David and Victoria Beckham were at the royal wedding, because they were basically the most interesting thing there. At least until the reception, when Princess Kate began to have a few doubts. Word is she had a few drinks and grabbed the queens crown. “Loo at me every bdy, I’m kng o th fags! Hahahaha!” she yelled. “Wht? No! YUVE had to mch to drnk. I’m not embarasin, YU’RE embarisin. You and your lil wee pecker. HEY EVERYONE, WILLIAM HAS A LITTLE PECKER!”
This morning of course was the long awaited royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, and like all of you, it really touched my heart. Especially when they showed the tight white dress Kates sister (and Maid of Honor) Pippa wore, and the way it clung to her hot ass. Also when Kate and William stepped out onto the balcony for their first kiss. I thought it was disrespectful though when the crowd started throwing beads at her and chanting ”show your tits”. Shame on you, London.