I hate when you run into twins you’ve met several times and you still can’t tell which one is which. At some point they figure out you don’t know who is who and they bust you like you’re some outrageously impolite bastard. Yeah, it’s that, or, you two fucking zygotes look exactly the same. Don’t give me that crap about how one of you has the slightly more narrow nose. You’re a novelty act. I can’t tell the Shannon Twins apart. I know one digs chicks and the other one was engaged to Pete from Smallville who went to jail for having a trunk full of Oxy. Different stories, but they’re asses still look identical.
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