Most Important Italian-American Since Al Capone Also Goes Down For Taxes

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s obvious anyone making a reality TV level salary that purchases matching Bentleys for himself and brother after only one season isn’t interested in properly paying taxes. I’m more surprised it took Mike ”The Situation” Sorrentino this long to... READ MORE

The Situtation Is Indicted And Shit Around The Web

September 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been indicted on several counts of tax fraud for not reporting millions of clams. In sadder news, we live in a world in which this collie-faced fuck can earn millions. Read all about The... READ MORE

The Situation Stiffs His Staff

June 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has switched business paths from spreading social disease on camera to aiding people in their quest for melanoma. He opened a tanning salon in New Jersey which employs his mother, brother, sister, and several other members of... READ MORE

The Situation Gets Reality Show Literally No One Asked For

April 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has started shooting the reality show absolutely no one wants to see. You’ll recall that the Sitch, (ugh), is the 47-year-old troglodyte from The Jersey Shore that was always showing people his tummy. Human herp... READ MORE