The Situtation Is Indicted And Shit Around The Web

September 24, 2014 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been indicted on several counts of tax fraud for not reporting millions of clams. In sadder news, we live in a world in which this collie-faced fuck can earn millions. Read all about The Situation’s…um…situation. (Huffington Post) Check out this upskirt of Kesha. What will you find?. (Drunken Stepfather) Ashley […]

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The Situation Stiffs His Staff

June 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has switched business paths from spreading social disease on camera to aiding people in their quest for melanoma. He opened¬†a tanning salon in New Jersey¬†which employs his mother, brother, sister, and several other members of his coming up circle along with some unfortunate strangers. This is how the rich stay rich. […]

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The Situation Gets Reality Show Literally No One Asked For

April 25, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has started shooting the reality show absolutely no one wants to see. You’ll recall that the Sitch, (ugh), is the 47-year-old troglodyte from The Jersey Shore that was always showing people his tummy. Human herp sores Jwoww and Snooki have their own show, so why not The Situation? Because he’s an […]

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