The Situtation Is Indicted And Shit Around The Web

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has been indicted on several counts of tax fraud for not reporting millions of clams. In sadder news, we live in a world in which this collie-faced fuck can earn millions. Read all about The Situation's...um...situation. (Huffington Post) Check out this upskirt of Kesha. What will you find?. (Drunken Stepfather) Ashley Lee sells expensive water through tits. (Hollywood Tuna) Rob...read more

The Situation Stiffs His Staff

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has switched business paths from spreading social disease on camera to aiding people in their quest for melanoma. He openeda tanning salon in New Jerseywhich employs his mother, brother, sister, and several other members of his coming up circle along with some unfortunate strangers. This is how the rich stay rich. They don't just lend away their hard earned reality TV money to their...read more

The Situation Gets Reality Show Literally No One Asked For

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has started shooting the reality show absolutely no one wants to see. You'll recall that the Sitch, (ugh), is the 47-year-old troglodyte from The Jersey Shore that was always showing people his tummy. Human herp sores Jwoww and Snooki have their own show, so why not The Situation? Because he's an uninteresting D-Bag. There is nothing entertaining about this guy. At least with Snooki and...read more

oh thank God! Ronnie and the Situation made up!

After reports that Ronnie and the Situation got into a fight Monday night while filming season 3 of 'Jersey Shore' in Florence, it was a welcome relief to see the two of them out for a walk yesterday, and that the Situation was just as handsome as ever. Although he looked a little meek. Like a battered wife. Two seconds after this he no doubt said, "I'm sorry I made you yell at me, Ronnie." (image source = inf)read more

Ronnie did or did not beat up the Situation

Yesterday afternoon there was a story saying Ronnie and the Situation, currently filming season 3 of 'Jersey Shore' in Florence, Italy, got into a fight Monday night, and it all added up because there were pictures showing cuts on Ronnies hand and bruises on Situations face, and that's what happens when the first thing is repeatedly slammed into the second thing. We probably won't know the truth until the season...read more