You know how during hurricanes the news is always telling you to go outside while strapped to a giant sail? Oh. You don’t? A news crew was on Fort Lauderdale beach when a huge gust of wind from Fay... READ MORE

This is Shakira and her boyfriend on vacation this week in Miami.  I have no idea who the hell he is, but his hobbies include eating cookie dough and sitting very still.  Her hobbies include saluting Hitler and wearing tons... READ MORE

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