Lindsay Lohans line of spray-on tan products should be a big success, because you can’t walk ten feet without hearing someone say, “I want smooth golden skin, like Lindsay Lohan.” They took some promotional pictures for the launch, and they all must have sucked because the one they sent out makes it like she has a clubbed foot. As you can tell their marketing approach is based on blatantly lying. Unless it fell here from space, there’s no ooze or lotion that will take you from this to this.
