When T.I. and his visually disturbing wife Tiny Cottle were arrested in West Hollywood Wednesday night for possession of a controlled substance, reportedly marijuana and meth, it was a clear violation of his probation, and as the LA Times says, “the case has the potential to put one of music’s top names in behind bars yet again.”
Ahh, but wait just one second, because 50 Cent went on twitter with a magic solution…
Man TI and Tiny done got picked up again for methamphetmines and ecstasy dam man. Tiny gotta take that charge. Say it was yours baby.
If Tiny doesn’t volunteer, T.I. should just blame her anyway. I don’t know if they’re friends, or if rap guys have a problem taking advice from one another, but T.I. should listen to 50. Just the fact that he never married anyone that ugly already makes him a thousand times smarter than T.I.
T.I. could be facing three years in jail after he and his shockingly fug wife were arrested during a routine traffic stop last night in West Hollywood.
According to radar, the officer “smelled a strong odor of marijuana”, searched the car (a 2010 Maybach), found “a controlled substance”, then arrested T.I. and his wife, Tameka Cottle. They were released this morning at around 4am on $10,000 bail.
As you may remember, in March of 2009, T.I. was sentenced to a year in federal prison after he tried to buy an automatic weapon. That’s illegal if you have a felony record, which he does for other drug and gun possession charges. And so…
Media Take Out can report that rapper TI has almost 3 YEARS LEFT on his probation. If he is found GUILTY of this offense (a violation), he could go to jail for 3 MORE YEARS!!!
It’s ignorant that marijuana is illegal, but this was still really dumb on his part. Let’s not kid each other: if you see a young black guy driving a Maybach, there’s weed in that car. Of course he got pulled over. And of course he was stoned. Only someone super relaxed could look at their goblin bride without shrieking in terror.
T.I. is awesome, and girls go crazy over him, so how that mess tricked him into marriage is baffling. She better be able to open a champagne bottle with that vagina of hers, and even then it doesn’t make an ounce of sense.
T.I. – sentenced today to 366 days in jail for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers by a convicted felon. It's part of a plea deal that includes 1,500 hours of community service and a $100,000 fine, but also makes him eligible for early release. Then his prison will be his loneliness. The rap world doesn't take kindly to lawbreakers. (source = mtv)
JESSICA BIEL - she’s dated Justin Timberlake for two years, but he's a jackass so, “They’ve been fighting lately. Justin has always loved women – singing about them, looking at them, flirting with them. He can’t help it!” This is why I don’t listen to rock and roll. It’s the front door to sex. (OK!)
NADINE VELAZQUEZ – the “My Name Is Earl” star was announced today as co-host of the 2009 Miss USA pageant, to be held in Las Vegas in two weeks. By itself, that’s not news, but Nadine is the girl in the picture above, and she can do this. And that should be the worlds headline even if the sun blows up later today. (image source = splash)
In October of 2007, T.I. was arrested for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, as well as possession of firearms by a convicted felon. He faced a maximum of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each count. Now it is being reported he will plead guilty later today and it is expected he will be sentenced to community service and one year in prison. When asked for a comment, T.I's ass said, "aww …. awww no way". Yahoo says:
The 27-year-old singer, whose real name is Clifford Harris, was expected to be sentenced to 1,500 hours of community service talking to youth groups around the country, followed by about 12 months in prison, according to two people familiar with the negotiations who spoke on condition of anonymity because the plea deal had not been finalized yet Thursday morning.
In T.I's defense, rappers need machine guns. They can't shoot for shit. Every time someone opens up in a club they fire 1900 bullets and, at best, hit one person in the foot. Generally not the person the were aiming at, often themselves. As far as efficient killing machines go, rappers are tied with domesticated ducks and songs about sunshine.
The ATF has released pictures of the arsenal T.I. was assembling when he was arrested Sunday for attempting to purchase machine guns and silencers. I think it's safe to say this kind of stuff is illegal. I'm surprised there isn't some glowing nuclear goo and poisonous bees in there too.
T.I. will make his initial court appearance today after he was arrested this weekend on weapons charges. Saturday in Atlanta, ATF, U.S. Marshals: Fugitive Task Force, Fulton County SWAT, Fulton County PD, Dekalb County PD, and the ATF/Atlanta PD Violent Crime Impact Team all converged on T.I.s house and arrested him for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, and possession of firearms by a convicted felon. CNN says:
The arrest resulted from an investigation that began this month when a federal firearms dealer contacted the ATF about a man inquiring about buying a machine gun without registering the weapon as required, according to a criminal complaint filed Saturday in U.S. District Court in Atlanta.
After attempting to purchase several machine guns from an undercover ATF agent, the unnamed individual — who said he had been working as a bodyguard for Harris since July 2007 — was arrested and began cooperating with the government and said that he was buying the machine guns and silencers for Harris.
Harris allegedly brokered the deals through the bodyguard because he is a convicted felon. It is a violation of federal law for a convicted felon to have another person purchase or acquire firearms on his behalf.
Wow, TI is like Rainbow Six. Except this time, the game is for real. I'm actually pretty disappointed that he'd be buying machine guns with silencers, because I like it when our rap stars have big showy gun battles in the streets, and they hold their Glock 9 sideways and blast around randomly, standing there and yelling, "yeeaah, you like dat, you take dat." It's like a wild west show.
