MJ Worries About Tiger

Michael Jordan has expressed concern over Tiger Woods, in a new ESPN story. Jordan says that Woods wants to retire, but doesn't want to do it while sucking so so bad: I think he really wishes he could retire, but he doesn't know how to do it yet, and I don't think he... read more

Tiger Woods Banging Another Golfer's Ex Wife

According to dubious reports Tiger Woods has been teeing off on Dorothy Boydwho divorced PGA golfer Jason Dufner in April. It is unclear if the pair started their rape fetishizing before or after the divorce, or if this ever happened. What is clear is that it's certainly... read more

Tiger Woods Cheated, Fuck No

According to an anonymous 'friend' of Tiger Woods, the reason Lindsey Vonn and Woods ended their two year courtship was because Tiger fell back into his old habit of banginghookers super messy after a tough day on the course. Yes, Tiger cheated again. But it wasn't with... read more

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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Call It

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have ended their super awkward courtship. No word on whether they will continue color coordinating. The two issued separate press releases nobody requested which explain Vonn has to concentrate on skiing and Woods has a bunch of Denny's... read more

Tiger Woods Visited By Tooth Fairy, Bangs Her in the Ass (VIDEO)

Tiger Woods went to watch Lindsey Vonn ski while rocking a creepy skull printed face mask and missing hisfront tooth. People noticed, because it's pretty weird and it's Tiger Woods and he's fucking Lindsay Vonn. Woods' agent released a bullshit sounding statement saying... read more

Tiger Woods Brother Loves a Good Joke

Way to bring shame upon the great Woods family name, jackass. Tiger's brother, Earl Woods Jr., named after their dad, kind of called in a bomb threat that cleared out his office in Phoenix. Earl Jr. called the bomb threat 'just a joke' at or about the time he got cuffed... read more

Tiger Wood's Mansion Sinks

Tons of people came down on Tiger Woods for banging a couple or few dozen women not his wife. Also, for texting girls during the middle of tournaments about wanting to fuck them so hard they split in half. His wife had the only valid reason to be pissed at him and he... read more

Tiger Woods Made An Ass Of Himself

For all of the stories and photos that came out of Monday night's Met Gala in New York City, I'm not even sure what the hell actually happened at that event, other than desperate women played dress-up, Kanye West rapped to his couch and Sarah Jessica Parker terrified... read more

Tiger Woods Super G'ing Olympic Ski Champ Lindsey Vonn

Tiger Woods, a golfer people stopped caring about a long time ago following his sex scandal, is dating Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn, an alpine skier I'm not sure anybody ever cared about except for one week in the winter of 2010. But now Vonn just made the couple's... read more

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Rachel Uchitel is glad her fiance died on 9/11

Long before she helped ruin Tiger Woods marriage, Rachel Uchitel was engaged to an investment banker who was killed during the attacks on 9/11. But don't feel too bad for her, because as she explains in a New York Post interview that comes out tomorrow, dead fiances... read more

Friday headlines, with even more Kelly Brook

MARTIN SCORSESE - has released a trailer for his movie 'Hugo', which is notable because it's Scorseses first 3D movie, and for months people have been saying that this is the movie that could take 3D from an easy gimmick to a serious tool for talented directors to use.... read more

afternoon headlines

THE CAST OF GLEE - has passed the Beatles for the most appearances on the Billboard Hot 100 chart by a non-solo act. They've had 75 songs on the chart, topping the Beatles old record of 71. Isn't it exciting to be around while the greatest band in history is in their... read more