holly sampson on may 26th: “i f*cked tiger woods.”

By brendon December 09, 2009 @ 6:16 PM

Back in May, porn star and Tiger Woods side piece Holly Sampson did an internet interview, and you can forget about any coy allusions to sex with this one, because when asked if she’d ever had sex with someone famous, she just blurted Tigers name right out. Sports By Brooks says…

“I f—– Tiger Woods. … Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good.”
“I think it’s pretty amazing. He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.” 
Sampson also confirmed performing oral sex on Woods and that he used a condom.
“It was pretty simple, straight up sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself from too. I think he would probably die if he knew I was telling this on the internet but that’s okay, I don’t care. It was fun, it’s not like it was any big mystery.”

She was so cavalier about the whole thing, she even mentions Kevin Costner first, then Tiger. For his sake, I hope she did it with Costner just minutes earlier, because otherwise Tiger came in a distant second. Even being at the same party as Kevin Costner would be embarrassing, much less when that party is in some porn stars vagina. Tiger should pray his house falls down on top of him tonight before this gets any more embarrassing.

(WARNING – the video above has very NSFW language. better copy of the video on Naughty Americas website)

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tiger woods may have secret kids and a sex tape

By brendon December 09, 2009 @ 5:05 PM

Last week the National Enquirer broke the story that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife which began the sex scandal that has dominated headlines ever since. So it can’t be good when they’re the ones saying that the worst has yet to come.

A disgraced Tiger Woods is terrified that he fathered love children with his mistresses! And his many liaisons may have been caught on tape!
Woods had wild unprotected sex with a string of mistresses. “There is definitely more than one woman out there who could come forward to say she had his babies.”
To make matters even worse, (he) is reportedly worried that a lurid sex tape could appear.
(A number) of women have been identified as his lovers.
Among the places they claim to have had sex with the sports superstar are his Florida mansion and a series of hotels – all places that have security cameras.

I guess in hindsight that was all just random conjecture, wasn’t it? While it’s true that hotels do have security cameras, they rarely have them in the bedrooms or above the shower with the guest. So that leaves only the main hotel, and it seems like if Tiger was jacking off on a girl while she got on her knees at the front desk or on the diving board, we would have heard about it by now.

(story source = the enquirer. image source for pix of tiger whore jamie grubbs yesterday in LA = splash news online)

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you have got to be god damn kidding me

By brendon December 08, 2009 @ 7:45 PM

If you spent most of your adult life carefully cultivating a respectable, almost antiseptic, reputation like Tiger Woods has, there would only be one thing worse than cheating on your beautiful wife with some dirty porn star. And that would be cheating on your beautiful wife with two dirty porn stars. Deadspin says…

(Tigers other girlfriends) annoyed the crap out one of Tiger’s mistresses — a person who actually considered herself a “full-time” of Tiger’s thanks to years of faithful service to his virulent sexual appetite. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James, a double-D brunette whose specialties include being double-penetrated on camera in many NSFW films.
(A) Facebook friend of Miss Siwik-Daniels, said that this status update she posted on Dec. 2 was meant for all the ladies running their mouth about her man, Eldrick.
“I find it comical when certain individuals have no life of their own and want to be ME…so terribly bad. LMAO!”
The emphasis on “ME” was Veronica’s way of respecting her unique relationship with Tiger and not becoming part of the screeching hordes.

This guy is a fuckin weirdo. There are some insanely good looking porn stars these days, like Tori Black and Asa Akira, but Tiger wants none of that. If Joslyn James came up to me in a bar, my first question wouldn’t be, “Will you have sex with me”, it would be, “So how long have you been a woman?”

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elin hit tiger in the head with a golf club

By brendon December 08, 2009 @ 6:04 PM

SNL had a skit this weekend about Elin Nordegren kicking Tiger Woods ass, and some reports have hinted at the same thing, but someone in a position to know this sort of thing told me that Elin really did hit Tiger Woods in the head with a golf club on the night of his car wreck, after the fight that began when she found out about his affairs.

It’s already known that Ellen smashed his Escalades window with a golf club and that Tiger was treated for lacerations to his head and was going in and out of conciseness when the ambulance arrived. At the time his wounds were attributed to the crash, even though paramedics described the scene as within “spitting distance” of Tigers home. So either Escaldes are perfect killing machines and simply leaving your driveway is enough to behead you, or Tigers head was already injured. That would also account for this diagram done by the Florida Highway Patrol, which shows Tiger was swerving long before he drove into a tree.

tiger woods is a homewrecker

By brendon December 08, 2009 @ 3:43 PM

One of the whores that Tiger Woods was allegedly cheating with was porn star Holly Sampson. Considering her name was prefaced by “porn star”, you may find this hard to believe, but now some guy is claiming his marriage to Holly fell apart because she was seeing Tiger. INF Daily says…

Tiger Woods mistress, Holly Sampson, (was married to) Sebestien Guy. Holly’s marriage lasted only 5 months due to the pressure of Tiger Woods requests to be with her.

I guess it might have been that, but other websites have been reporting about her marriage problems for some time.

Holly is bored with her significant other. He seems to be a bit of a douche as well as a huge asshole. He drags Holly to a party where he mingles with the other guests, so she takes off and fucks the valet.

That site, MILFs Like It Big, has video evidence to support their claims. And MILF Humiliation is reporting that, “Holly can’t resist the power of a cock rammed in her mouth.”

If what they say is true, Hollys husband is just looking for a scapegoat. He should have spent less time worrying about Tiger and more time ramming his power into Hollys mouth. What part of “can’t resist” did this guy not understand? Those carefully chosen words seem to indicate that Holly has previously attempted to resist the power of a cock rammed in her mouth, but can’t because it’s so wonderful, in her opinion. Not to sound like a Monday morning quarterback, but if this guy didn’t want his wife to have lots of cocks rammed in her mouth, he shouldn’t have married one who can’t resist that very thing.

NOTE – This post originally named Hollys husband as Karl Larsen. That was incorrect. Her husband was in fact named Sebestien Guy.

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all new tiger woods drama

By brendon December 08, 2009 @ 11:34 AM

Details are still sketchy at best, but a 911 call sent paramedics to Tiger Woods home in Florida this morning around 2:30 am, and they took a woman in her 50s with light blond hair out on a stretcher and rushed her to the hospital.

The womans name has not been released but it is believed to be Elin Nordegrens mother. A woman resembling Elin was seen arriving at the hospital, driving a black Escalade with a license plate number just one digit off from the black Escalade Tiger was driving when he crashed 10 days ago, and the NBC affiliate in Orlando reports seeing Elin leave the hospital.

Some reports are saying the woman was on life support, others are saying she has actually been released from the hospital. Other other reports say the patient initially refused medical attention, while different other other reports say she was receiving oxygen as she left Woods’ home.

In other news, pumas have been discovered on the moon, but who cares about that. TIGER WOODS TIGER WOODS TIGER WOODS!!!

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