Actually that’s his wife in the picture above, but believe me when I tell you, the whore’s are comin’. It all began with Whore Zero, Rachel Uchitel, who has repeatedly denied any affair with Woods. And yet…
Rachel has offered little explanation about how she ended up in Australia at the same time and at the same hotel as Tiger just weeks ago.
Now there’s this from Us Weekly…
A Los Angeles cocktail waitress says she had a steamy 31-month fling with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and text messages to prove it.
Jaimee Grubbs, now 24, says she began having an affair with Woods, 33, in April 2007.
…they went on to have 20 sexual encounters.
And this from Radar Online…
Several other women are coming forward claiming they had affairs with Tiger Woods.
…we have confirmed that at least two more women are being linked to Tiger in sexual affairs and that one cheating story could appear as early as Thursday.
I think it’s safe to say he didn’t think this all the way through. He’s maybe the most famous person on earth. Of course he got caught. The Statue of Liberty could go buy some weed and have a better chance at getting away with it than he did.
JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER - are back together. Or at least they were on Thanksgiving. “They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other.” Of course Jude Law would stick his dick in a beehive and go down on his own reflection, so Sienna better cool her jets. (star)
RACHEL UCHITEL - says she has only met Tiger Woods briefly on two occasions and has offered to take a lie detector test to prove they’re not having an affair. If she answers all the questions honestly, it will save her reputation and earn 10 points for Gryffindor. (new york post)
JAKE GYLLENHAAL - really wants to marry Reese Witherspoon. Unfortunately for him, “There’s a huge attraction between them … but Jake can be a little overbearing at times, and Reese is really happy with life right now. So why change that?” Sounds like Reese is a little too comfortable. Jake should go out one night and pick up some whore. Of course whores are pretty much my answer to everything. (people)
JESSICA SIMPSON - made this dress beg for mercy last night as her sister Ashlee made her Broadway debut in ‘Chicago’. It sort of looks like a boa constrictor just ate a wild pig. Sexy, right? (splash)
If you’re like me, you woke up this morning on a bed of money and a pile of many beautiful ladies. More to the point, you’ve spent the last 4 days blissfully ignorant to any stupid pop-culture gossip stuff. That’s why you and I are both super cool and super amazed at how cool this Tiger Woods thing is.
It all began Thanksgiving day with a National Enquirer story that claimed he was cheating on his hot Swedish wife Elin Nordegren with a New York party girl named Rachel Uchitel. Uchitel also allegedly had an affair with David Boreanaz while his wife, former Playmate Jamie Bergman, was pregnant.
According to some, Elin heard all this and attacked Tiger with a golf club in a move marked by her choice of weapon and it’s “back from whence you came” type irony.
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Julia Roberts, Keri Russell and Elin Nordegren (wife of Tiger Woods) all gave birth yesterday. It was the first child for both Keri Russell and Tiger Woods. Keri and husband Shane Deary had a son named River Russell. Tiger and Elin had a daughter named Sam Alexis. It was the third child for Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder. She had a boy named Henry Daniel. Henry joins brother and sister Hazel and Phinnaeus, twins who turned 2 in November. Needless to say, "Henry" is a pretty disappointing celebrity name. Julia hit a home run with "Hazel" and "Phinnaeus". Those aren’t even real names, they’re crazy made-up names you only see in fairy tales about mice who wear glasses and vests and have a pocket watch.
