TIGER WOODS – almost threw away what matters most, but his apology this morning has made up a lot of ground. EA Sports, Gillete, and Upper Deck all issued statements of support today, at least opening the door to... READ MORE

Ooohhh, just a few more minutes! I wonder what he’ll say? I bet it’s surprising! UPDATE – This is the most important story in the world, so I assume everyone saw that he’s going back to sex rehab after... READ MORE

24 hours from now, Tiger Woods will have spoken to a select group of media and tried to explain his actions, including his infidelity. Good luck explaining Jamie Grubbs, who was seen outside her apparently not very good dentist... READ MORE

Pictures taken this morning show that Elin Nordegren has forgiven the free cars and clothes she gets because of Tiger Woods, but she hasn’t forgiven him yet, so she will not attend the press conference he’s holding tomorrow (11am,... READ MORE

OPRAH WINFREY – is an idiot. She tried to wipe the birthmark off Drew Brees’ face, saying she thought it was lipstick. More likely she thought it was chocolate. He’s lucky she didn’t bite him. (wonderwall) KRISTIN CAVALLARI –... READ MORE

In two days, for the first time in over 10 weeks, Tiger Woods will make a public appearance that will be aired on live television, during which he will apologize for his infidelity, among other things. His agent says…... READ MORE

THE BRITTANY MURPHY FOUNDATION – has been shut down. The charity started by her ex-husband never filed for charity status, meaning he could spend the money however he wanted. Calling this a charity is the most deceptive name since... READ MORE

For the first time in over two months, Tiger Woods may have something to be happy about because Radar says he will finish his time at a sex rehab today or tomorrow, and his wife Elin Nordegren has already... READ MORE

Loredana Jolie was a Playboy model at one time, but more to the point she became a very expensive prostitute when modeling didn’t work out, and even morrer to the point Tiger Woods was one of her regular clients.... READ MORE

Elin Nordegren hasn’t made any public statements since her husband Tiger Woods crashed his car into a tree Thanksgiving weekend, so we may never know exactly what happened that night. We may never know exactly how she discovered he... READ MORE