Tila Tequila was topless when she was attacked

By brendon August 17, 2010 @ 9:26 AM

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(note: pictures after the jump, which I have to make a big deal out of because it helps me on google when I write words like “topless”.)

The San Francisco Gate is reporting the attack on Tila Tequila over the weekend was planned in advance among Insane Clown Posse fans in chat rooms and on twitter, saying things like, “I fucking hate you and will teach you not to come back to the gathering.”

And Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse says he knows Tila was warned, because they’re the ones who warned her.

“We told her about the rumor and she didn’t care” … noting that Tila informed the group that she wouldn’t back out of the performance because she’s “not a bitch like that.”
“We paid her before the show and assured her that even if things got out of hand, she could keep the money if she had to leave the stage.”

Well whatever. The dickheads who hit her still deserve a fucking beating. Yeah tough guy, we get it, you don’t like her. What a bold and rebellious opinion. So go attack ICP for inviting her. Tila is 18 inches tall and weighs less than a house cat. Even if she doubled in size overnight I could still carry her around in a backpack. It would look like she was teaching me the Force.

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Tila Tequila was “pelted with stones and feces…”

By brendon August 16, 2010 @ 3:57 AM

Inviting Tila Tequila to perform at a concert festival headlined by Insane Clown Posse sounds like the kind of thing you would make up as an example to illustrate something that went really badly. “How did your blind date go?” “About as well as Tila Tequila at an Insane Clown Posse concert.”

Needless to say the crowd hated her (second video after the jump) and threw rocks, bottles, fire crackers and shit at her. And by “shit”, I don’t mean “stuff”. The State Journal Register says…

Tila Tequila complained that audience members pelted her with stones and feces during an outdoor music festival in southern Illinois.

And CNN adds…

Tila Tequila suffered facial cuts when she was pelted with rocks and bottles while performing at a music festival in Illinois early Saturday.
“She’s pretty cut up,” said a performer who saw the violence.
(They) said a mob of hundreds chased Tequila from the stage and surrounded the trailer where she sought refuge. They rocked the trailer and smashed its windows.
Tequila eventually escaped, but only after windows in her SUV were smashed.

This sounds like fans overacted and were out of control, but only to people who have never heard a Tila Tequila song.

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thursday morning headlines

By brendon August 05, 2010 @ 11:24 AM

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TILA TEQUILA – had signed up to release a sex tape according to reports, and had already bough a Lamborghini with her advance, but she says that story is completely untrue and was started by a ex-employee. Or maybe this is a ploy to start a bidding war for the footage between Vivid and Animal Planet. (celebuzz)

LILY ALLEN – is pregnant, and confirmed it on twitter this morning by posting a picture of herself holding up a newspaper. This story is surprisingly boring considering it started out with a blowjob. (twitter)

AMY WINEHOUSE – went to a bar for a fancy night out last night in London, though it’s hard for pictures to capture her beauty. It’s like trying to cage a rainbow. (splash news)

tila tequila is subtle

By brendon May 13, 2010 @ 11:15 AM

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Asian girls are better than regular girls because they’re short and skinny and practically hairless, but that applies more to Korean and Taiwanese and Chinese. There are plenty of really hot Vietnamese girls, like whoever this hot bitch is, but not as many. There sure as hell aren’t any on the page right now, I can tell you that. Nope. Just Gizmo trying to sell a record last night.

tila tequila must be rich

By brendon March 30, 2010 @ 4:16 PM

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$2.99 per pound for a top roast is a good price but for a sale price that’s ridiculous! On sale it should be 2.90 or even 2.85 a pound. Who am I, Bill Gates? I feel like Vons has a better meat department, and is a better value.

Um, okay I guess that was it for this one. Nothing else out of the ordinary.

now tila is :(

By brendon January 08, 2010 @ 3:25 PM

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Grief sure is a roller coaster. Yesterday, just 5 days after her girlfriend died, Tila Tequila was on her lawn, flashing her boobs and smiling as she posed for pictures in front of the paparazzi. And lots of people made fun of her for it. But then later she was crying. And taking pictures of it. And posting them on Twitter.

My bed is so empty without her now. I cant live here alone anymore! Losing my mind…

Well it seems I owe Tila an apology. I thought she cared more about fame than her dead girlfriend, but candid pictures that you take when you’re alone don’t lie. Even the most jaded skeptic would concede that this would be impossible to fake. It takes a big man to admit he’s made a mistake, but hey, when you’re wrong you’re wrong. I hope she can forgive me.