Tina Fey was on David Letterman last night, and after talking about her fabulous fashion magazine covers, she confirmed an article that claimed she was a virgin until the age of 24.
As Dave read a list of people who stayed virgins from a tabloid, like Brooke Shields (22) and Adriana Lima (27), Fey’s name came up as having been 24. “[I] Couldn’t give it away,” Fey sighed. “That’s just good, Christian values, or, being homely.”
Jesus Christ would it kill this chick to say something funny for once. If she and Jack Black had a kid, it would be so devoid of joy and happiness the nurse would stumble backwards at the delivery, knocking over a tray of supplies, making the sign of the cross and saying “SANTA MARIA!” or whatever it is Spanish women say when they think they’ve seen the devil.
Point is, I very much do believe her when she says she was a virgin at 24. Someone sent me these pictures (here and here) years ago, I can’t even remember why but if you’re reading this thank you. It’s Tina as a bridesmaid. I’m not good with numbers so I don’t remember how old she was. 40? Maybe 10. Between 40 and 10.
For years Tina Fey has been hounded by questions about the long and prominent scar on the left side of her face. Fey has always refused to answer, but now her husband has told Vanity Fair the whole horrific tale. The Daily News says…
Tina Fey has finally revealed how she got her signature facial scar - and it's pretty ugly. The 38-year-old comedienne was attacked by a stranger in a violent slashing incident when she was five. "It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and somebody who just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen," Fey's husband, Jeff Richmond, says. Fey says she doesn't like to rehash the incident because "it's impossible to talk about it without somehow seemingly exploiting it and glorifying it." But, she adds, she's never felt unattractive because of the scar: "It's really almost like I'm kind of able to forget about it, until I was on-camera, and it became a thing of 'Oh, I guess we should use this side' or whatever."
The amazing thing is she made it 5 years before someone stabbed her in the mouth. I could never even make it through one Weekend Update without it crossing my mind. If anything we should be applauding this guys restraint.
Last nights "Saturday Night Live" election special featured the triumphant return of Will Ferrell as President Bush and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. And by "triumphant", I mean "predictable" and "boring". I guess I'm the only one on earth who thinks Tina Feys Sarah Palin impression sucks. I mean they do kinda look alike in pictures, I guess, but on the show it just looks like Tina Fey in glasses with her hair up. Which is exactly what she looked like anyway. It would be like if Kirsten Dunst did an impression of a baby-toothed goblin. It's hard to know when it starts or stops.
