Tinder Date Attempts Mission Impossible, Reclaiming A Misplaced Bag Of Her Own Poop

September 9, 2017 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Dating as a teenager has taught me so much. One of the valuable lessons that I've carried with me into my adult life is to never overindulge in unfamiliar food on date with a stranger you plan on sleeping... READ MORE

PETA Cock Blocking

August 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Typically I'm against PETA. The animal rights activists will randomly ruin anyone's expensive fur coat with low-quality red paint. Joe Montana Parkinson's shakes every time someone mentions them.

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Tinder Improving NBA’s Level Of Play

March 23, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Home teams have a record low .574 winning percentage in the NBA this season, and one unidentified general manager has theorized it's because players are wasting much less time getting laid on the road and are therefore sleeping more... READ MORE

Chicks On Tinder Working Dudes For Pizza

May 8, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The hottest new trend on Tinder is chicks are getting guys to order them pizzas. Girls who judge their self-worth based on their ability to con horny men have taken to social media to brag about the plethora of free... READ MORE