04.27.2010 jenna jameson is insane and always has been

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When she was still in high school, Jenna Jameson used a pair of pliers to pull the braces off her teeth and made a fake ID to get a job as a stripper. She was doing so much coke, LSD and meth that at one point she weighed 76 pounds. Two years later she did her first hardcore porn scene, and chose the stage name “Jameson” for her favorite whiskey. At this point in our story she’s 19 years old. She did hardcore porn for about 15 years, but for the last few years she’s been mostly in the news for her shocking weight loss and bizarre plastic surgeries.

Oh but look. Under that bandage, her arm is covered with bruises because her boyfriend Tito Ortiz beat her up. For no reason. Just out of nowhere. They didn’t have a fight because she’s on drugs again, specifically oxycontin. No. No, I don’t think she would lie to us. She’s seems pretty level headed.


04.26.2010 tito ortiz might have punched jenna jameson

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Just about 3 hours ago, at 9:53am pct, a call was placed to 911 reporting a domestic disturbance at the home shared by MMA superstar Tito Ortiz and dick sucking superstar Jenna Jameson.

TMZ has learned Tito Ortiz was just arrested for domestic violence at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson.
We’re told when cops arrived to the home in Huntington Beach, CA — Jenna Jameson had “visible injuries.”

He better not be in jail just for that, because Jenna Jameson has had visible injuries for about three years now. She looks like someone just beat her up all the time. Not to mention that Titos job is to punch people in the face until they lay on the ground twitching, and Jameson weighs 45 pounds. If he punched her the cops would never know about it because she would just burst into a cloud of dust. Whatever clothes she had on would collapse into a pile on top of her shoes. At best he would get a ticket for littering.

UPDATE - Jameson has essentially confirmed these reports and told TMZ she will press charges.