BRITISH CHICKS ARE FUN

By brendon August 19, 2007 @ 10:30 AM

You've got to hand it to them – whatever they may lack in human-looking teeth, they make up for in bare tit and a general willingness to party.

So who are these chicks?  I'm glad you asked, douchebag.  According to the Daily Mail, these fun time party girls are members of The Sisterhood, an organization from which Prince William-ex Kate Middleton recently dropped out, who apparently thought it'd be fun to let some Eli Roth-lookin' dude paint their tits. 

Kate Middleton dropped out of The Sisterhood, the all-female crew planning to row the Channel in a dragon boat, because – it is said – Royal aides feared she would attract too much attention.

Holy crap, did I really just read that or am I on mushrooms?  On second thought, let's not go to England.  'Tis a silly place.



AIRBRUSHED NIPPLES SUCK

By brendon August 18, 2007 @ 2:03 PM

The Daily Mail has this and more amazing pictures of Heidi Klum, who has personally given birth to three baby Seals.

I gave birth to one baby seal and my figure doesn't look anywhere near that good (I had Mexican food yesterday).  I also don't have invisible nipples. 

But God I wish I did.

Anyway, I think that's all for today, folks.  Check back tomorrow, and in the meantime, check out FilmDrunk on Myspace.  Or don't, what the hell do I care.

-Lance



FRECKLETITS GOES FOR A BIKERIDE

By brendon August 18, 2007 @ 11:43 AM

Lindsay Lohan decided going for a little bike ride was no reason not to let her big tits hang out everywhere yesterday.  She's a role model for stacked bitches everywhere.  Unlike your mom, who's more of a roll model.  Boosh!

Anyway, you can check out the exciting video, and even a picture of some horses, over at X17



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